A sweaty pig, an evil dwarf and a bitter hate-filled racist walk into a bar. The barman says "Hi Mark".

Kemi Badenoch wants to improve her polling by attacking 'key planks of previous Tory governments'. Which may be problematic when she's still employing so many of them

"Mr Speaker, like most idiots I get all my information from Twitter."

Meet @benonwine who is actually Ben Woods who works @waitrose ! This is the far right person who instils racial hatred and division. @metpoliceuk

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Elon seems to be very choosy with which country he criticizes.

Elon, I'm also outraged by so-called grooming and rape mobs in the UK and ask you to also condemn the systematic Uyghur genocide carried out by the CCP with equal passion.

Alan Johnson: "Elon Musk wants to release Tommy Robinson & lock up Jess Phillips.... that's too bizarre even to respond to.." #bbclaurak #TrevorPhillips

Farage should have been asked about this - he should be forced to own it ⁦@bbclaurak⁩ @euromove

5 ans après, le "vrai coût" du Brexit 👇 La une du @Independent 👇

Brexit isn’t working - it was sold on lies. Let’s admit it we have made a dreadful mistake. We were better off in the #EU

In this tweet @elonmusk accuses @jessphillips of being "a rape genocide apologist". This is evil nonsense. Musk has lost his marbles. Perhaps we do need a wide inquiry into extremism in British life. Neither Islamic State or a fascist beneficiary of apartheid like Musk or hustlers for Russian money like Tommy Robinson are welcome here. Here's TR's interview with a Russian website: vm.ru/society/782421-britans… "And as for Skripal, if Russia needed to get rid of him, it would have done it quietly, without unnecessary noise, without using Russian chemical weapons. It was stupid..." Q: Would you like to meet Putin and what would you say to him if such a meeting took place? TR: "Of course, I would like to meet him. I would say: 'Let’s have a glass of beer, Vladimir.' He is the most powerful man in the West. I would ask Putin to fight against censorship and propaganda, which is also used against his country. I would ask him to give me a TV show on Russian television." TR is Putin's bitch. And so, I fear, is Musk.

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

Nigel Farage says people are angry that there's been no full public inquiry into the grooming scandal. #BBCLauraK nods along and doesn't correct. There was a full public inquiry which reported in 2022.

2014 Report in to grooming gangs Now begin to see the false rhetoric being spread by Musk and others The 'right' won't like it as it does not meet the requirements of their fantasy about the so called cover up of something they ignored despite frequent reports and media coverage

#TrevorPhillips: Elon Musk has said Jess Phillips should be in jail & that the PM allowed paedophiles to get away with it Wes Streeting: It's a ridiculous thing to say.. TP: What do you want to say to Mr Musk? WS: I'm not interested in what he's got to say #bbclaurak

This has to be the most dishonest reporting of an opinion poll I've ever seen The survey actually found that over two thirds of voters *do not* think Starmer will be out of No 10 within a year.

My cousin Poppy is currently wearing the ski outfit she wears for St. Moritz at home as she needs to save money on heating to pay for the extra school fees for her son Jonty. Starmers's Britain.