British-born, American-presenting comedian based in London. TCK. Adult disney fan. Still playing words with friends.

Joined March 2023
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How it felt absolutely raw dogging a meeting without a laptop

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Going to open a steak restaurant and call it SteakHolders
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Bronwyn Sweeney retweeted
13 Mar 2024
The winner of the Creative Team category is Loren Cook & Bronwyn Sweeney @MullenLoweLDN - congratulations! #AgencyOfTheYearUK
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At my age I didn't expect to be googling 'chicken safe to eat?' so much
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People be getting REAL in the youtube comments
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Printer: What pages would you like to print? Me: Odd pages only thanks.
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I’m doing my hour Off Brand at @LeicsComedyFest this Saturday at 7pm!! comedy-festival.co.uk/events…
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I just want someone who will message me as consistently and frequently as a period tracker app
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Really excited to get some writing done today! But first I need to look at all the places I used on live on google street view
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Lord give me the confidence of someone who plays music in public without headphones
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Bronwyn Sweeney retweeted
12 Oct 2023
We've got an amazing @funnywomen lineup this month at @KomediaBrighton with @TheBron_Com, Blank Peng, @EmilyBampton, Ingrid Dahle, 2023 Funny Women Awards winner Kate Cheka and headliner @heidi_regan! Don't miss it! funnywomen.com/eventinfo/bri…
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Sorry i was late to the meeting. I was just thinking back to a pub quiz where the question was 'how many US presidents have been assassinated' and I learned that the answer if 4 not 2 so then I ended up going down a wikipedia rabbit hole about william mckinley and his wife ida
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Bronwyn Sweeney retweeted
Get your tickets to this month's @funnywomen show at @KomediaBrighton on 28th October hosted by Brownwyn Sweeney, with Ingrid Dahle, @EmilyBampton @BlankPeng404, Kate Cheka and headliner @heidi_regan! funnywomen.com/eventinfo/bri…
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Over a million words in the English language and there's not one to succinctly say 'that smell wasn't me' to person walking into the toilet cubicle after me
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Welcome to adulthood where a heatwave excites you bc you think of how fast your laundry will dry
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What do you call a Gen-z kids book? .... It's Giving Tree
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The tipping point theme song is pretty dramatic for a show about gently sliding coins
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Bronwyn Sweeney retweeted
4 stars @TheBron_Com's debut hour ‘Off-Brand’ from @funny_women 🌟🌟🌟🌟 📍@thepleasance Courtyard Bunker 3 ⌚ 2nd - 28th August (excluding 15th) at 3.20pm 🎟️ Tickets in bio! @mickperrin
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Bronwyn Sweeney retweeted
Find #edfringe shows led by women & people of marginalized genders in the #femifringe guide: fbombtheatre.co.uk/femifring… Thank you @fbombtheatre for creating!✨ Here's a pg of comedy to consider: @_LAtkinson_ @moon_loaf @marydoesgigs @TheBron_Com @retreat_comedy @RosalieMinnitt
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If I ever do #edfringe23 again, I'm making myself an advent calendar. Why do I have to wait till Christmas to give myself a little daily chocolate treat? @CadburyUK can we make this happen?
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