Award-winning comedy writer. Head of Comedy at VAULT. She/her.

Joined January 2017
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Kate Stone retweeted
holy crap this is easily the best Tony Award speech of the entire night. hell yes to all of this "This is dedicated to the beautiful tapestry of immigrant families who make this country really special. May you one day not have to audition for the empathy that should be freely given by this country that benefits from your beauty. To the queer and trans communities that always will exist, no matter what people in power try to take away from them. To the people of Palestine who deserve to live a free life – a full life – without occupation. ... If there's one thing we can learn from vampires, it's that life is short, but that's its gift. Find beauty in the ephemeral and gratitude in what is not promised." —Ali Louis Bourzgui, winning Featured Actor in a Musical for The Lost Boys
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Six years on, sisters Bibaa Henry and Nicole Smallman are in my thoughts. I promised their mum Mina that we will never forget. We must do more to protect women and girls, to build a society where no family has to endure such a loss or dismissal due to the colour of their skin.
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Lady in glasses, "I'd just like to say that if there should be any cold rage that is happening, it should be directed towards the politicians" Fiona Bruce, "What, all of them?" Lady in glasses, "No, the ones trying to sow the seeds of division between us" "Because we're basically being manipulated by billionaires at this point" "And it shouldn't be like that"
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RT @sahouraxo: Trump and Netanyahu killed every child in this photo. Every. Single. One. Not combatants. Not militants. Schoolkids from…
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Help us make hope normal again. Join the Green Party now.
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Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital
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Conor McGregor has officially announced that he’s running for president of Ireland x.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status…
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Kate Stone retweeted
Can you help? Do get in touch!
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We are delighted to announce this year's DNMT New Comedy Writing shortlist. Congratulations to: Tom Little Jaskaran Bahia Lotte Allan James Boughen Matthew Mclane The winner will be revealed in July...
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10 Apr 2025
Anyone else in East Sussex without running water? @SouthernWater don’t seem to have any reported incidents in the area, waiting to talk to someone… #SouthernWater
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22 Mar 2025
Brighton! Come down to the first ever Late Nite with William Stone TONIGHT! Amazing lineup featuring Christy Coysh, Jen Ives, Shalaka Kurup & more! Starts at 8pm at the Caroline of Brunswick eventbrite.co.uk/e/late-nite…
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18 Feb 2025
so I'm chatting about how it's going so far at the BFI on Friday. come along whatson.bfi.org.uk/futurefil…

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17 Jan 2025
Cos of the #ClimateCrisis @realDonaldTrump has had to bring his inauguration indoors cos he is too old to cope with the unnatural cold brought on by @elonmusk’s space programme #unnatural #probablybothgay #paedophiles
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Kate Stone retweeted
If Joe Biden really wanted to shake things up, he could drop a political nuke by resigning on January 5th. Here’s the play: Kamala Harris becomes the 47th President of the United States...
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12 Nov 2024
So exciting, glad to see this endeavour growing thanks to lots of hard work
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7 Nov 2024
Wow! ♥️

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Well, well, well...
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Artists who staged shows at Summerhall at this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe still haven't received box office takings. Payments became officially late on 1 Nov, but artists have no idea if or when they'll get the money they earned. theguardian.com/uk-news/2024…
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Kate Stone retweeted
MIRROR: Turns out Prince William, who's just launched a big PR Campaign to "End Homelessness", personally owns over 600 Properties, which he Rents out & makes Tens of Millions a year from, while his own tenants are living in Mouldy, Freezing conditions.
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I’d like to understand why Trump supporters have taken to justifying their vote by saying their were better off in 2016, when Trump wasn’t president, Obama was.
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