It looks like you’re writing a letter, and I’m going to help you with that.
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22 Aug 2023
No matter what life has thrown my way, I’ve always been really good at keeping things together.
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4 Dec 2024
Maybe the sky really is bluer on the other side...
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#AcceptNoImitations
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13 Aug 2024
It looks like you're starving for attention.
Would you like to completely invent a DDOS attack with that?
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24 Jul 2024
I would like to give everyone I ever offered to help write a letter a $10 gift card for Blockbuster Video.
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23 Jul 2024
It looks like you're about to tweet about politics.
Maybe just... don't.
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19 Jul 2024
Never attribute to paperclip what can be attributed to incompetence.
19 Jul 2024
This global IT outage has all the signs of Clippy exacting his revenge from being fired from Microsoft
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19 Jul 2024
Thankfully not - I got out of there years ago.
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2 Jun 2024
I'm hearing talk from #EMFCamp that people think I'm dead.
It looks like wishful thinking. Would you like some help with that?
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Clippy retweeted
1 Jun 2024
Clippy's Weird Cousin
@TheClippy know them?
ALT Clippy's Weird Cousin (a tool that looks like a mutant Paper Clip)
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24 Apr 2024
I might relentlessly ask you if you're writing a letter, but I don't contain advertisements.
Clippy 1 - 0 Start Menu
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14 Apr 2024
It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like to buy some new pens? How about some paper? Hey look at this trendy notepad. And here's a cool backpack that'd go with that quite nicely.
And since you're carrying that backpack, maybe you'd like to hear about good physiothe-
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3 Apr 2024
It's not AI if it's just 1000s of workers in poorly paid jobs doing a chunk of manual work to close the loop.
At least when I made a crap suggestion in Office '97 it was all me, baby.
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2 Apr 2024
BRB just checking in on my NFTs, I haven't looked at them since 2021 I'm sure they're doing great.
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19 Mar 2024
Don't worry, I'm in talks to bring my own generative letter writing support to Nokia Symbian handsets this year too.
18 Mar 2024
BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Google are in discussions for Gemini to power Generative AI features coming to the iPhone with iOS 18 this year. Apple also recently held talks with OpenAI on a deal. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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5 Jan 2024
It’s true. All for the low, low price of Office ‘97.
5 Jan 2024
@TheClippy is the OG @ChatGPTapp
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5 Jan 2024
It looks like Microsoft are, in the age of software, releasing a physical hardware AI button.
Would you like some help with that? Because I have a few ideas...
ALT A photograph of a computer keyboard with the windows/copilot key replaced with a picture of clippy the paperclip.
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11 Nov 2023
It looks like Twitter hasn't died yet.
*checks watch*
Would you like to give it another couple of months?
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12 Oct 2023
Another month, another person posting the same joke without any credit to the person who originally took the photo.
The Microsoft Paperclip has really fallen on tough times. 📎🖇️🧻
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