Have care how you speak for you never know what will be remembered. The Competent One was a nickname I got from a substitute teacher I had in high school.
Joined November 2015
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25 Apr 2022
I’m gonna lose it with people who can’t just tell me what they want or ask a question. #dearcustomer makes me play 20 questions and I have to guess why they’re calling cuz they won’t just say it! #callcenterproblems #CustomerService
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30 Jan 2022
ALT A woodcut of a chicken beside the text "I AM JUST FUCKING DONE"
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2 Jan 2022
Not having access to the internet is one thing. I get not everyone has it, even though they should. But “I’m not good at the internet thing.” is no longer excusable in my book. It’s 2022. And it’s not hard. #dearcustomer #callcenterproblems #callcenter #CustomerService
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23 Dec 2021
Me: Thanks for calling…how can I help you?
Caller: I was just asking about (subject).
Me thinking: you were just asking or are you trying to ask? Because there’s a difference. Why do people have to make conversations so difficult? #justask #callcenterproblems #callcenter
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22 Dec 2021
#DearCustomer, if you could just learn the difference between a Google search and typing in a web address, that would be great. #callcenter #idjit
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18 Nov 2021
When #dearcustomer calls in and starts with “I need…”, it takes me a lot to not respond with a smart ads answer like “yeah, so?” or “good for you?”. Like ask me a question! Stop making statements and expecting me to read you’re mind about what you want to know. #callcenter
20 Sep 2021
If only people would think before speaking. Then I wouldn’t want to put my head through a wall with all the stupid shit I have to listen to daily. #callcenter #callcenterproblems #peoplesaydumbshit #customerservice
14 Sep 2021
Migraines suck. My head hurts, I’m tired, and very irritable. My patience for customers is next to zero today. #zerofucksgiven #callcenter
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2 Aug 2021
I am once again asking you to get vaccinated.
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28 Jul 2021
People have forgotten how to talk normally over the past year and a half. Half the time I’m talking to a #dearcustomer , I’m just confused because they aren’t making logical sense. And it’s worse than ever. #callcenter #callcenterproblems
27 Jul 2021
#DearCustomer , if you start off the phone call by lying to me, I’m just not going to believe anything else you say. #notsmart #callcenterproblems #callcenter
6 Jul 2021
I gonna lose it. Customer service sucks ass. Every person I’ve talked to recently is either mind numbingly dumb or very angry for no reason OR both. I’m slowly winding up and it’s only a matter of time before I snap. I can feel it coming. #callcenterproblems #callcenter
4 May 2021
#dearCustomer : GET TO THE FUCKING POINT! I don’t need a 10min story of irrelevant information. Tell me what you need or ask a question and let’s move on. #please #callcenter #callcenterproblems #facepalmallday
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26 Jan 2021
#DearCustomer, pro tip: if you are asking for my help,
DON’T LIE TO ME!
I will act calm and do my job because I am a professional, but internally I will be hating you. And you will not get any more than my bare minimum. #liarsarestupid
26 Jan 2021
I am seriously tired of answering questions that #dearcustomer could have found out themselves if they spent 5 seconds on google. Why waste both of our times? #callcenterproblems
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31 Dec 2020
#DearCustomer, it’s almost 2021. Not knowing how to look up a website or use an email address or not even having access to the internet automatically puts you at a huge disadvantage to everyone else. It’s time to get with the times and figure it out. #tech #Year2021
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31 Dec 2020
#dearcustomer If you could all just make your own phone calls like the adults you are and not have other people call on your behalf...
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