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🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus

Jasper/Cactus/Jazz | ♒ 02/06/1995 ♒ | He/Him/It/Freak | BiPan | Demisexual | I write, draw, and make really stupid jokes. So bi I'm bipolar. #BLM #TransRights

Joined January 2017
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"What did you see, when you looked down into that puddle of your own blood? What was reflected back at you?" "I saw pain. I saw suffering. I saw my purpose." (CW face trauma)
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Halle Berry
@halleberry
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happy pride 💋
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bradley ꕤ@bradleyberdecia
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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it's halle berry’s catwoman
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US Consumer Product Safety Commission
@USCPSC
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If you lose power due to flooding and own a portable generator, make sure you run it outdoors at least 20ft away from your home. A portable generator can produce enough carbon monoxide to kill in minutes.
National Weather Service
@NWS
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Areas of very heavy rain the next few days will bring potential flash flooding along the western and central Gulf coast and into the deep south. Remember: more than 50% of all flood fatalities are vehicle-related. You never know how deep the water is or if the road has been washed away or compromised beneath the water. Don’t risk driving into floodwaters. Turn Around, Don’t Drown! weather.gov/safety/flood-tur…
Pictured: a car submerged in water next to a sidewalk. Text: You don't know how deep the water is. Turn around, don't drown.

ALT Pictured: a car submerged in water next to a sidewalk. Text: You don't know how deep the water is. Turn around, don't drown.

NOAA graphic showing a 3-Day (Tuesday–Thursday) Excessive Rainfall Outlook for the southern U.S. A broad slight risk area (yellow) stretches from south Texas across Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and into parts of the Southeast. A moderate risk area (red) highlights the greatest flash flooding concern along the Texas and Louisiana Gulf Coast, extending from Brownsville through Houston, across southern Louisiana near New Orleans, and inland through parts of Mississippi and Alabama. Major cities labeled include San Antonio, Austin, Dallas, Houston, Shreveport, Little Rock, Memphis, Atlanta, New Orleans, and Brownsville. The graphic emphasizes an elevated threat for multiple rounds of heavy rainfall and potential flash flooding, especially near the western and central Gulf Coast through Thursday.

ALT NOAA graphic showing a 3-Day (Tuesday–Thursday) Excessive Rainfall Outlook for the southern U.S. A broad slight risk area (yellow) stretches from south Texas across Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and into parts of the Southeast. A moderate risk area (red) highlights the greatest flash flooding concern along the Texas and Louisiana Gulf Coast, extending from Brownsville through Houston, across southern Louisiana near New Orleans, and inland through parts of Mississippi and Alabama. Major cities labeled include San Antonio, Austin, Dallas, Houston, Shreveport, Little Rock, Memphis, Atlanta, New Orleans, and Brownsville. The graphic emphasizes an elevated threat for multiple rounds of heavy rainfall and potential flash flooding, especially near the western and central Gulf Coast through Thursday.
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My search history shows what kind of refined gentleman I am
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God I want Planet Zoo 2 so bad
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They're adding secretary birds
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Tired Peasant
@HorrorGorl
Jun 15
Bro I’m a millennial…my retirement plan has ALWAYS been the apocalypse😭
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All my favorite movies are either obscure, semi lost, or box office failures
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Not on your life buddy
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I never actually post my hottest takes so if I ever post something spicy just know there's at least 5 "it should be legal to beat people who scream at their kids" right behind it
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I forgot I mixed this Calypso lemonade with cutwater
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Fuckin oops
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SUE the T. rex@SUEtheTrex
Jun 11
Interesting. So when he leaves the museum, it's "cute" and everyone wants a photo. When *I* leave the museum, its time to "review emergency procedures" and "discuss the morality of bringing extinct species back to life." smh
那智 ∥ 6/14 W杯現地観戦 🇯🇵🇳🇱@jpnachi
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かわいすぎる✯⌁͛(⚫︎◕  ‧̫ ◕⚫︎)⚡︎✰🏔️⛏️
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Michael O’Brien@DrOBrienMD
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Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae… Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?
Anonymous
@YourAnonNews
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They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳
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AdLib Gold@soundblasterpro
Jun 16
"And here's why that's a good thing."
✠ 𝔅𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔫 𝔳𝔬𝔫 ℜ𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔥𝔞𝔲𝔰
@husafell_stone
Jun 15
Many young American women appear to have horrendously rough manners, no grace or lightness whatsoever, just brutish
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The Evil Maestro Morgan@MaestroMorgan17
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There are comments here giving the police the benefit of the doubt like we didn’t just see a cop lie about seeing a woman text while driving with the right hand she did not have.
LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻
@LongTimeHistory
Jun 15
UPDATE—First exclusive interview with the woman whose family dog was shot & killed by the LAPD. "He’s my baby," nurse Marie Marseille said through tears. "It doesn’t make any sense to me. I can’t make sense of anything." By — Gina Silva @ FOX 11 Los Angeles
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bONGO🪻@wariocolosseum
Jun 15
the whitest westerner u know just fell to their knees in their moms basement
Pubity
@pubity
Jun 15
Japan is set to roll out nationwide LGBTQIA education programs in schools, universities, and workplaces. The goal is for more people in Japan to understand sexual orientation and gender identity outside of cisgender, heterosexual norms.
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau
Jun 16
There’s one man for the job obviously, one man who deserves it most….Mr. Aykroyd
Night Sky Today
@NightSkyToday
Jun 13
If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?
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🌸🦄🩷unicornthorns🩷🦄🌸@T_Marie60
Jun 15
These two are such an underrated couple I always loved their chemistry 📔💎💕
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No BS Therapist@TweetATherapist
Jun 14
RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads
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Went to get groceries, spotted this Last time I was here the scalpers were blocking the whole area, which is by the store's bathrooms
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