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Actually dropped the price a touch on a per game basis. Doesnt cover any tournaments anymore so not sure its a good deal overall. Liked having early round US Open Cup included.
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The per seat price is lower than last year. It's about $300 more overall, but goes through 2028. I am not as mad as I thought I would be.
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Since Austin FC ticket info for 2026-2027 dropped…what’s the pricing like?
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What Austin food would you use to predict matches? Admin starts: dropping a chip in queso
Honestly what is going on
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Expanding this World Cup to 48 teams was a mistake, now we got teams like Spain actively diluting this tournament for the worst
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ATTN: Austin... Turn Around Don't Drown, Dumbfuck
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May as well call it “sportsball” while he’s at it.
What a loser Hochul is. During the Championship Playoffs it was announced that Texas ranks #1 for Fortune 500 HQs. A title once held by NY. Unlike the Knicks title, Texas’s lead over New York in business and new jobs will continue… forever.
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Blame @FIFAcom
The hydration portion of that break was finished & the players were just standing around to wait for the commercials to finish so the ref can restart the game. The US are corrupting our f*cking sport.
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Curaçao are in trouble. They look like Austin FC playing on the road
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Austin FC fans are all too familiar with "Honky Honk" #AmroTarek
Haiti supporters in Boston bringing the party on their way to tonight’s match with Scotland, their first World Cup match in 52-years. 🇭🇹
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Instead of discussing how Elon Musk is now the world's first trillionaire, we should talk about how he killed hundreds of thousands of people through his dismantling of food and medical aid to poor countries currentaffairs.org/news/how-…
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Future James Bond Scott McTominay
CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆 @ScotlandNT @LewisCapaldi
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We all knew FIFA’s motivations for the hydration break was financial and not “player safety” but my god how was it over exploited this fast.
All it took was literally the second hydration break for FOX to run too many commercials and miss some live action. Absolutely ridiculous conceit.
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FIFA promised to put U.S. cities "on the map" by hosting the World Cup. Instead, taxpayers got stuck with millions in hidden costs. @AdamCrafton_ crunches the numbers — and takes @PabloTorre behind the scenes of "piggish" negotiations and comically absurd demands.
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Even Russia had better immigration policies for WC fans
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Argentine soccer fans whose US tourist visas were rejected lined up in Buenos Aires to receive free televisions from an electronics brand, a day before the start of the World Cup. Follow our #WorldCup2026 coverage here ➡️ reut.rs/3QvnYqa
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the best part of sports is millions of people around the world believing that their superstition is the deciding factor in their teams success
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There’s nothing worse than hearing people at work who don’t know ball talk sports
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Another reason why the USMNT is such an easy hate watch
If every USA fan started doing the tomahawk chop during their opening World Cup match it would send the Paraguayan team into a coma
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Ready for the biggest stage! 🇨🇦 Winger Jayden Nelson has been named to the @CANMNT_Official FIFA World Cup 2026™ Roster!
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What has happened at the #2026WorldCup over the last 48 hours: • Swiss footballer Embolo's visa was put under review and he was only able to join his team days later. • Iraqi national team player Aymen Hussein was held for questioning for nearly 7 hours upon entering the United States. • The Iranian national team spent days dealing with visa procedures at the U.S. Consulate in Türkiye. The U.S. only allowed them entry on match days. Fifteen members of the delegation were denied visas. • Omar Abdulkadir Artan, named CAF's Best African Referee of 2025, was denied a visa. Despite travelling to the U.S. with a diplomatic passport, he was refused entry and sent back. FIFA announced that he will not be able to officiate at the tournament. • The South African national team arrived in the United States much later than planned because part of the delegation was not granted visas. • Members of the Senegal national team staff were forced to remove their shoes and subjected to lengthy searches, sparking accusations of racism. • The Uzbekistan national team was searched with bomb-sniffing dogs and the footage went viral in international media. • Some Scottish supporters, despite being eligible to enter the U.S. visa-free under the ESTA programme, had their travel authorisations revoked just days before departure. • Many supporters who had already bought tickets and booked accommodation had their visa applications rejected, resulting in financial losses.
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