sometimes I try to be funny and sometimes I just post lyrics to really sad songs.
Joined October 2011
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Ryan Gardener retweeted
22 Jan 2017
"Konami loves and has always supported Kojima. PT was never created. Period"
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8 Dec 2016
I'm almost certain that's how the plot of all classic romances starts, isn't it?
Ryan Gardener retweeted
23 Nov 2016
We're sliding into 2017 saying the word Nazi a little more than I'd hoped but other than that I think we're doing great
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8 Nov 2016
Did you forget that when daylight savings time ends, it's the last time you see the sun during the work week until spring? Yeah, me neither.
Ryan Gardener retweeted
5 Jan 2015
Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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Ryan Gardener retweeted
5 Aug 2016
[inventing coconuts]
God: u can eat it & drink it
Angel: nice, easy to access?
God: gonna store em so fucken high up u can die tryna get it
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When you see your customizable character in a cutscene vine.co/v/ixbtLWwuXEw
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Ryan Gardener retweeted
1 Jun 2016
After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the decisions.
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Ryan Gardener retweeted
10 Mar 2015
Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.
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This is the greatest thing. Read the whole story. #poorderon x.com/xlnb/status/7217048284ā¦
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Ryan Gardener retweeted
5 Apr 2016
Does Donald Trump know what Abraham Lincoln did as president?
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Ryan Gardener retweeted
23 Mar 2016
Lyin' Ted Cruz told me he beat Ocarina of Time w/o dying and unlocked the Triforce as an equippable item. Then he "lost the cartridge." Sad!
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