I'll make my point a little more seriously.
ยฃ37bn of tax money of many people reading this went during Covid to allegedly corrupt people and organisations.
Not one head has rolled, not one person arrested, not one person doorstepped to answer questions.
Just one puff ball interview with one woman and her husband.
That ยฃ37bn has cost British lives, savings, businesses and hope. Still, 4 years later, zero accountability for a monster political story.
Instead, in all seriousness, a senior UK tv journalist has tweeted a story that's so irrelevant that anyone reading it can only draw one conclusion. That "look over there at a shiny bulshit story that'll titilate " replaces serious political journalism surrounding corruption of the state.
You've just tweeted a one liner in Private Eye when you should be looking for the front page of UK state corruption.
Sky News can reveal Home Secretary Yvette Cooper went for free to a Taylor Swift concert as guest of Swiftโs music label Universal Music.
Ms Cooper went as a guest of her huband, Ed Balls who was given four tickets.
Later that month the home secretary had discussions about boosting protection for Ms Swift when she was in London after concerts were cancelled in Vienna because of a foiled attack
Mr Balls received the tickets on August 4, before the Swift's shows in Vienna were cancelled
This has not appeared in the public register to date because the tickets were understood to be worth ยฃ170 - less than the ยฃ300 that would make it a declarable expense.
Earlier today the home secretary made the declaration to the cabinet office.