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28 May 2019
I just got the blu-ray of The Mummy (the original one) and despite the fact that basically EVERYTHING in it is historically inaccurate, I still love it.
Would anyone be interested in a thread on all the inaccuracies?
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26 Aug 2024
I have so much to do today and I am so overwhelmed and just feel like crying. I have been in a bad depressive episode for a month and it’s just getting worse.
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25 Aug 2024
The Wyf of Bath: Verye Demure. Verye Mindefulle.
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25 Aug 2024
Two astronauts meant to be in space for eight days are now officially stuck there for NINE MONTHS because our space program outsourced transport to private companies who’ve failed. That’s really what it comes down to, and it’s appalling. This should be worldwide front page news.
ALT https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy47w9yndpo Two Nasa astronauts who have been stuck in space for over two months will return to Earth in February 2025 with SpaceX.
9 Aug 2024
That there's not a running ticker on every TV news station with a count of how many days Butch Wilmore and Sunita Williams have been stuck in space and constant front-page articles on how the privatization of space vehicles will have detrimental effects on their health is nuts.
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24 Aug 2024
i don’t believe men mature later than women, i believe they’re just allowed to be more immature and have less judgement imposed on them for longer than women.
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21 Aug 2024
I’m so glad we went from “when they go low, we go high” to “girl, hold my earrings while I drag this weird mf”
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20 Aug 2024
DNC airs new “Freedom” ad to kick off the Democratic Convention
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21 Aug 2024
I cannot believe this moment happened…
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19 Aug 2024
Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- How “busy you were”
- How many hours you worked
Kronk will remember:
- The poison
- The poison for Kuzco
- The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison
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21 Aug 2024
I love this. It’s just so peak American.
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It becomes more and more concerning to me how clear it is people in this country do not understand how dangerous childbirth and the immediate postpartum period is
19 Aug 2024
Why do hospitals need to send nurses in so frequently to check on new moms? It really doesn't help anyone recover when they come in and wake you up every hour for days.
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20 Aug 2024
“false rape cases are ruining men’s lives” my brother in christ even real rape cases aren’t ruining men’s lives
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20 Aug 2024
Oh my god I love him, I love that 4900 years ago the artist captured the human experience: a bellybutton and existential horror
18 Aug 2024
This is Buddo. The earliest depiction of a human figure found anywhere in the British Isles. It is made out of whale bone and can be found in the Stromness Museum on Orkney. At 4,900 years old it comes from a time when mammoths still walked the Earth 🦣 . #neolithic #Orkney
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20 Aug 2024
the acolyte cancelled, my lady jane cancelled, shadow and bone cancelled, lockwood and co cancelled, fate winx saga cancelled, the great cancelled, the society cancelled, anne with an e, mindhunter, the alienist all cancelled… what is the point of watching anything anymore? :/
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27 Jul 2024
4D chess level trolling
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27 Jul 2024
Just saying
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28 Jul 2024
I remember this!
28 Jul 2024
You probably know the start of this Olympic story, but do you know how it finished?
This photo is of Eric Moussambani, aka 'Eric the Eel' from Equatorial Guinea, competing in the 100m Freestyle event at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, alone.
Why?
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