Joined April 2025
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Will vote against my own interests for coffee.
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Seasonal allergies got my nose twitching like it canโ€™t account for its whereabouts on the night of the robbery.
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Forever searching for found family.
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I hope this email finds you felled. -lumberjacks, probably
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Words donโ€™t determine, intention does.
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Reducing people to insults is easy. Understanding them takes character.
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Youโ€™re hot and by hot I donโ€™t mean attractive I mean youโ€™re really in a huff!
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Eight hours of sleep, among other things that will forever elude me.
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Never.
Can y'all pls stop calling this app twitter? Thanks.
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Wanna whimsy?
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Too much of a good thing is, in fact, a bad thing.
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Going out of my comfort zone tomorrow. Canโ€™t wait.
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When you find someone who gets you.
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Everything in balance
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What a bleh day. Need to regulate this mood.
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Replying to @atrupar
That's Trump's famous "Executive Screensaver Mode."
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