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Ed Goldsworthy @TheOnlyFeed

Nice guy.

Joined July 2011
  • Tweets 15,149
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  • Followers 236
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Hey @DoorDash stop stealing money from my payouts. If you’re dashing chances are not a millionaire and every dollar counts. $20 just disappeared from my account.
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Dear @AfterChefJunior… Even though I miss you I wanted to give you the gift of this photo.
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While I love @DustinNickerson he will be my mortal enemy as long as The Mariners are playing the Tigers.
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I love the contempt @DoorDash has for its drivers.
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So good to see @BrianStack153 where he belongs: in the Kennedy Center.
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As one of the world's greatest ad writers (ranking is not official) I am looking for work right now. I'm pretty funny. I can rite anything. Bring me in. I can write themeline for your show or movie or not do that!
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Replying to @anthonynoto
@anthonynoto I got an insurance settlement check. It's a nice size check. I was told I cannot deposit it into my SoFi account cause check deposits are limited to $500. The fix? Open an account with a different bank, put it in there and then transfer it!
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Believe me, once I go through all that hassle I am not going to be banking at SoFi. I'll be banking at this new bank I'm forced to open.
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It's not like I can walk to the bank at the corner like it's th 20's. This is causing me gas, time and hassle. Why? Because I committed the egregious sin of...wanting to put a check into my bank account. Lemme know how you're going to reimburse me for the mileage. Appreciate it.
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In short...you're bad at being a bank @SoFi.
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Well done!
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Had a green drink this morning. Probably gonna climb Mount Everest soon.
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My son (19) saw me admiring a cool wallet at this little western store near our town and used some of the money he got for his high school grad party to surprise me with it. I would take a bullet for this wallet. The rest of you are on your own.
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Hey @dustyslay do you think Tyler Childers is country?
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I mean, there was no reason to "rush" Harvey Weinstein to the hospital.
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Thinking of getting a card through @CreditOne? Don't! They do not care for their customers.
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Hey @cstribs I assume you know who this Jeopardy contensant is...
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Earlier today I saw my dad and he told me that my beard looks good and that it looks like “Alec Baldwin’s right after he accidentally killed that person.” Ah, unconditional love.
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One of my favorite things about having a bout of insomnia is how everything is horrible and dreams are stupid and hope is dead.
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Sad because I miss @AfterChefJunior.
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