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Mark Fox @ThePluggedLie

Humble, modest and one of the worst golfers you will ever see.

Joined October 2020
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Mark Fox@ThePluggedLie
1 Apr 2024
In 2019, I was lucky enough to attend the Masters on Wednesday, Thursday & Monday (!!) with my dad. Over the next 10 days, I’ll describe some of the best moments that I'll cherish forever. From the lottery, to scoreboards, to my favourite shots and everything in between. 🧵
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Hello world 👋 Confession: I've been working on a personal project recently - The Gaffer's Pick ⚽️ Make your picks every day. Six weeks. No entry fee.€100 for the winner. Would love to have you involved: worldcup-predictor-gilt.verc…
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This is only a soft launch, with no expectations. Disclaimer: There may be bugs & defects. Will work on combatting these as they arise. Thank you in advance if you've joined.
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Finished off with: "You got emasculated by someone who will never even know your name. " So, so good.
Kevin Van Valkenburg
@KVanValkenburg
2 Oct 2025
I had three final thoughts about the Ryder Cup, the final one being a summary of my feelings about U.S. "fans" who screamed vile shit at Rory and his wife: He clowned you. Welcome to the Hall of Fame of Losers. @fried_egg_golf thefriedegg.com/articles/202…
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We probably don't talk about Justin Rose enough. Turned professional in 1998 at 17 years of age. - 12 PGA Tour wins - 11 European Tour wins - 7 Ryder Cups (5 wins) - 1 gold medal - 1 FedEx Cup - 1 Major 29th best player of all time as per @DataGolf.

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"I have a chance to do the coolest thing in my life here. The Ryder Cup means everything to me honestly, I've won The Open in Ireland, it was amazing, it was a dream come true, but the Ryder Cup for me is everything." - Shane Lowry ☘️

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“Mr. President, code red in NYC.”
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23 - 5 would be an ideal finish today. I want a slaughtering.

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Keegan rn:
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Bryson with Keegan after the foursomes:
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🗣️ “I talked to the 12 guys in Rome when it looked like the U.S. guys were going to do something different with payments and every one of them was like … “No this isn’t a week to get paid.”

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Blocking out my work calendar for the week. LFG.

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Alex Noren’s last four starts (updated): - T3 Wyndham Championship - T7 Rocket Mortgage - 🏆 British Masters - MC Omega Masters Currently tied for the lead at Wentworth.
Mark Fox@ThePluggedLie
24 Aug 2025
Alex Noren’s last two starts: T3 Wyndham Championship T7 Rocket Mortgage Currently tied for the lead at the Belfry. A last minute push for Bethpage? (Went 2-1-0 in 2018)
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This is not ground-breaking news. But just want to acknowledge that Wentworth is one of the best events of the year. The course. The field. The content. Always excellent. (FWIW I also have an obsession with the par 5 - par 5 finish)

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2025 for Rory McIlroy - Wins at Pebble Beach - Wins at TPC Sawgrass - Wins at Augusta National - Wins at the Irish Open Wins at Bethpage? That'd be the icing on the cake.

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I don’t like hyperbolic statements, but I’d die for this man.

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This man delivers so many iconic moments. The greatest.
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Update: 9 points thru 10 holes Hole 11 Tee shot: Slice —> Lost Provisional: Slice —> Lost 9 points thru 11. It’s a blood bath out here.
Mark Fox@ThePluggedLie
5 Sep 2025
Car crash pending. 📍 Carton House, Montgomerie Course
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Rescue. 54 degree. Two putt. Par. 14 points thru 13. There’s life in the old dog yet.
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Hole 14: 3 putt bogey Hole 15: Two lost drives 16 points thru 15. The driver is a PROBLEM.
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