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28 Apr 2022
Look out sluts we got a teleprompter
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Jun 11
Told ya :) 🧡💙
Jun 11
I still believe in them :)
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Feb 18
If you care about the future of the Democratic Party, you should be outraged about what AIPAC is doing in Chicago right now.
They’re using shell organizations to try to crush progressive candidates in secret.
We can’t let them get away with it.
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Feb 15
Yesterday our campaign — which is barely more than 5 weeks old — passed 10,000 doors knocked across NY-7.
That was before today's canvasses in Sunnyside (w/ @Samantha4Queens) and Greenpoint ⬇️
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2 Sep 2025
Our statement on the Chorus Democratic content creator program:
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19 Aug 2025
August 18th, 2025: I Can See Russia From My White House
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25 Apr 2025
While Andrew Cuomo is too ashamed of his record to talk to local journalists, I believe New Yorkers deserve a mayor who answers their questions directly.
This week, I went on Univision, NBC 4, Fox 5, NY1, and more to answer these very questions — and will continue to as mayor.
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21 Apr 2025
April 18th, 2025: Draining The Swamp Or Flooding The Zone
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11 Feb 2025
I’m running for Governor of New Mexico.
In Congress and as Secretary of the Interior, I’ve fought for our state. I helped New Mexico
businesses open their doors, secured clean energy jobs, and worked to bring water and infrastructure projects to rural communities.
Now, it's time to tackle our biggest challenges with the fierceness only New Mexicans know. I'm ready to make government work for us – lower costs, better schools, and ensuring every family feels safe and supported.
Join me.
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9 Dec 2024
BREAKING: Our hearts :/
9 Dec 2024
Suspect arrested in killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO identified as Luigi Mangione, 26
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28 Jul 2024
JUST IN: Senator John Fetterman (D-Israel) has tested positive for Covid-19
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15 Jul 2024
BREAKING: Ohio Senator J.D. Vance (5’7”) has been announced as Donald Trump’s running mate
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30 Jun 2024
Episode 197 | Men Will Literally Go To Space Instead Of Negotiating With Labor Unions
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26 Apr 2024
Hey we know a thing or two about fake video based news networks
25 Apr 2024
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.
We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.
Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.
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26 Apr 2024
Please reference our tiktok though we kinda gave up on here
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19 Apr 2024
Don’t forget to comment your favorite bizarre pop culture fun fact on our t*ktok post
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