Dumbass larping civ. T-Shirt enjoyer. Wood stuff maker. Eat. Train. Sleep. Repeat. For non-shitposting content just about shirts see @oppoapparel .

Joined April 2017
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Baseball is weird.
The Miami Marlins are the only team in baseball to hand losses to JACOB MISIORWOSKI and SHOHEI OHTANI and PAUL SKENES.
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Don’t listen to him. I’ve seen how some of you handle fireworks.
Explosives aren’t hard to make guys…
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"Yeah she was raped but did you see what she was wearing?" -Mike Baggz, probably.
I’ve never seen somebody die from getting stabbed with a 3-inch knife. This is why I feel Austin Metcalf lunged at Karmelo and got himself killed; the application of force seems to be on him.
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Stupid Reds wrecked a good thing.

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Reds are now 31-32, becoming the first NL Central team to fall below .500 since the Cubs were 8-9 on April 14th
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Idea to fruition, thumper knows the assignment now. And yeah I know the cobbles are a little off on alignment, it’s DIY, GFY.
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Oppo retweeted
Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration. More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸
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Work. 90% done. DM if interested.
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I know it's pride month and all but could you losers stop posting about the NFL when baseball is all that matters?

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I’m uncomfortable.
The Grok interpretation of me as a woman. Holy smokes 👀
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How I feel every time I’ve seen this little honkey.

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one jar can change your life
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨: In a shocking tit-for-tat, Platner campaign threatens to release nude photos of Susan Collins.
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Art is not given, it is taken. How any audience perceives art, be it song or film or poetry, its meaning and import belongs to those that consume it.
Getting slammed for my lack of "media literacy" over the Barbie movie. Here's the best example to explain the point. Starship Troopers was supposed to be a satire of American militarism/nationalism. We know this because Verhoeven said so, and because it looks like propaganda from within the world being depicted. But when audiences just watch the movie, it has a totally opposite effect than what the artist intended. Handsome, competent, brave humans are fighting for the survival of humanity against giant bug monsters. So naturally nearly all normal humans watching this side with the humans. This includes people who know the movie is meant to be satire. So, we can conclude that the artist failed in his objective. The actual effect of the movie is very different from his intentions. Is this "media literacy"?
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One of my favorite City Connect jerseys this year.
“Nobody goes to White Sox games”
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You can tell a fan to “s*** my f***** d***, b****!” but don’t you dare make a crude gesture to the red birds after they threatened to throw at your teammates.
From MLB: Brewers pitcher Abner Uribe has received a one-game suspension and an undisclosed fine “for his inappropriate actions towards the St. Louis Cardinals’ dugout during the top of the eighth inning of Tuesday’s game at American Family Field.”
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Its going to be hard not to hate some Cardinals fans when they say the same silly shit as Cubs fans. "Lol, this was your world series!" Nah.

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You ever just take a step back and realize that Brewers fans have never felt the joy of winning a meaningful game? No wonder these games mean so much I guess.
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Shit Cubs fans say every post season for $200, Alex.
Me when the Brewers get bounced in the NLDS for the 7th season in a row
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I get what he was but dude had surgery and hasn’t pitched a return game yet. This is silly.
Though it's unlikely, the Brewers are in a position to entertain the idea of trading for Tarik Skubal, says @Ken_Rosenthal.
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