The Only Certified Himmel Hater
Joined June 2016
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29 Jan 2024
Fuck Dan Campbell & Dan O., Fuck the Lions, Fuck Ryan Clark twice, Fuck Gerald McCoy, Fuck salty ass Greg Jennings & James Jones, Fuck Jason McCourty, Fuck Kyle Brandt, Fuck DeSean Jackson
Eminem & Cynthia Frelund…You’re Cool,
Fuck Marc Sessler, 49ers in the Super Bowl bitch!
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Should have stopped at the trilogy.
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Vol 2 or Black Album
which Jay-Z album outside Reasonable Doubt and The Blueprint stands as your favorite?
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So I had s e x with this girl yesterday, after we finished she started crying 😢.
I asked her what's wrong, she said "I know you gonna leave me after this 😔".
Bro, that shit almost made me cry too, because she was damn right!
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an adderall vape would go crazy
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“Almost no sexual assault allegations”
I don't understand why Elon is a trillionaire but I worked as a public school teacher for 57 years with almost no sexual assault allegations and I'm broke.
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This Frenchman describing Buc-ee’s is the only thing you need today
(IG: Erosbrousson)
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Why? They literally do this all time… anytime they have small children, keeps them from getting lost or running into the street. Better to be safe than sorry.
Jun 15
A kindergarten teacher is catching heat after linking her young students together with a rope on a field trip to keep them from wandering off.
What’s your thoughts on this?
Community note
Walking ropes with handles are a standard safety tool used in preschools, daycares, and kindergartens to keep young children together during field trips and walks. constructiveplaythings.com/products/walki… walmart.com/c/kp/kids-walk…
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Some wild ass names 😂
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Jun 15
Trying to prove a point:
How old were you when you had your FIRST job?
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When stuff like this happens, how do you recover? Lol he meant well… I think… 😂
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i had to read the comments to realize this was a hate tweet
Jun 14
There’s a difference between a big ass and a big fat ass.
Zoomer boys do not understand this.
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there is no way you think caramelizing onions means adding caramel to onions
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Raw onions are healthy. Why do your creations all need a sweet starchy goo to give them any taste.
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The fellas will always be there for you
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What if I’m tryna buy something for me there… you don’t know my freak!!
Jun 14
Victoria’s Secret is literally a lingerie store for ADULTS, what are we on about
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GIVE YOURSELF 1 POINT FOR
EACH THING YOU HAVEN’T DONE
1. Skinny Dipped
2. Been Arrested
3. Smoked
4. Had A 1 Night Stand
5. Fired A Gun
6. Gone Zip Lining
7. Broken A Bone
8. Been In A Limo
9. Met A Celeb
10. Been Drunk
11. Been Skydiving
12. Sung Karaoke
13. Ridden A Horse
14. Skipped School
15. Gotten A Ticket
16. Been On A Road Trip
17. Gotten A Piercing
18. Been On TV
19. Gotten A Tattoo
20. Been On A Cruise
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LTTP
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Insanity
Jun 14
Dating your ex again is called?
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