Alive and well against all odds, driving my red Ford. Living life one joke after the other!
Joined January 2025
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Apr 27
Trying to get into the trend of actors with car names in the end! If it worked for @theliamnissan and @thetomcelica, it should work for me!
I fucking hate Trump and I truly believe he's worse than John Doe, and that guy decapitated my movie wife and raped Antony Rapp!
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Yes, he's a sociopath.
Crazy to me that trump is throwing himself a $60 million birthday party when people are out here struggling to feed their families.
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Last tweet of the night, completely unrelated
When you look at yourself in the mirror, you're actually looking at yourself in the past
Nothing is immediate, everything is an illusion bound by the speed of light
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This was a freaking low hanging fruit, and I was the first to catch it
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RFK took the hint. He's a sucker for natural immune system reinforcement treatments
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Robert Red Ford™ retweeted
Trump's reflecting pool is a cesspool
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Robert Red Ford™ retweeted
Thank you for helping me with my profile and banner! Linda Valianta
#smokefleet!
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Robert Red Ford™ retweeted
Following as fast as Sissy SpaceX will allow
#smokefléét #SmokeFleet
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The algae in the reflecting pool is just a foreshadowing of what's going to happen next in the Trump administration...
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If at the end of next week I'm not over 8k, I'll turn coat and will start grifting for the MAGA crowd. I've children to feed, and Benny Johnson has already taken too much from them...
Nahh just kidding, I only sold my soul twice, that won't happen a 3rd time.
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Robert Red Ford™ retweeted
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#Smokefleet
Guys, it's that simple, if you really want to piss of Elon, just follow #smokefleet accounts, either verified or un-verified, all of them. You see #smokefleet of something similar and click that m_$"#$ follow button.
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Benny Johnson is the fucking evil liquid terminator... But besides doing doppelganger shit he also copies the victims weak ass personalities. Throw him in the furnace, if you want to live.
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Pool Boy Marco will handle it
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No worries guys, tomorrow the reflecting pool will be pristine
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That bone structure, is she transitioning to compete in the men's category?
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So the fifth-place loser turned out to be a scammer and grifter. Nobody could have seen this coming.
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Robert Red Ford™ retweeted
Yikes! The Reflecting pool in Washington D.C. is looking very green!
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RFK Junior just today said: "I can't wait to swim in that beautiful reflective pool"... This guy is a sucker for natural obtained immunity
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You might not believe it when I tell you that I'm a very non famous person in my country. It's the truth
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Trump will make it official on Monday "Green is the new blue", and MAGA will eat it up like a gullible little bunch they all are
This is from a MAGA livestream today.
The Reflecting Pool is VERY green and VERY disgusting 🤮🤮
Even on the worst days, I never saw it look this bad before.
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Don't worry guys, it's a biological pool, totally safe for any type of reflection
This is from a MAGA livestream today.
The Reflecting Pool is VERY green and VERY disgusting 🤮🤮
Even on the worst days, I never saw it look this bad before.
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