Running Influencer / Content Creator / Instagrammer / 5k 19:17 / 10k 39:46 / HM 1:30:02 / Resting HR 52 / Anusol Ambassador
Joined June 2019
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- Followers 2,330
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30 Oct 2021
Cross country, fucking hell, its harder than parkrun ainβt it!?!
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I'd also suggest an upper age of 60. At 60 you should be resting and protecting your aging body #RageBait #EngagementBait
May 4
A lot of people, quite rightly, up in arms about this lad being too young to be racing half marathons.
This may sound controversial for some, but 18 years of age is too young to be running marathons IMO for the same reasons these young kiddos should not be doing half marathons.
Unless you are some form of elite athlete with previous pedigree racing, 25 should be minimum age to run a marathon.
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Thoughts and Prayers to all the Runfluencers in Dubai.
All that temptingly great content with them crushing their runs, taking electrolytes, cold plunging and nasal strips all whilst avoiding drone strikes.
But they can't post it because they'll end up in prison.
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The Runfluencer πββοΈπ¨ retweeted
Feb 8
The ambassador programme for
P(re)R is simple to apply for.
You buy the product with your money, and then if you like it you tell your friends and repeat that forever
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Not been on here much, concentrating on smashing my races.
Anyway, what the fuck is with the comeback of those Nasal strips that 90s footballer used to wear? #ukrunchat
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The Runfluencer πββοΈπ¨ retweeted
27 Nov 2025
Who is in the wrong here π Driver or Cyclist?
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24 Oct 2025
1: Number of Strava Followers
2: Number of Kudos
3: Number of KOMs (none of that local legend bullshit)
22 Oct 2025
If you could only track 3 biomarkers for longevity, Iβd pick:
1. Homocysteine
2. HRV
3. Fasting insulin
Most doctors miss #1.
Most people donβt know #3.
But these will tell you more about aging than any βbio-ageβ gimmick.
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Such as shame that she's kicked the bouquet.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czdjβ¦
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Just completed my New Zealand Epic Ultra Run, fully unsupported.
Unfortunately as it was unsupported, I couldn't charge my watch, so it's not on Strava. 5 days FKT thou...
#ToughestLad #HardonGrifter
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The Runfluencer πββοΈπ¨ retweeted
6 Mar 2025
P(re)orderR.
I'm running a massive competition which will be announced tomorrow.
Anyone who has already ordered or orders in the next 2 weeks will automatically be entered.
Also, pls share. love you lots xx
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11 Nov 2024
No helmet, and probably not paying Road Tax! Time to get my pitchfork!!!
11 Nov 2024
He's off.
TV & radio presenter Paddy McGuinness set off live on #BBCBreakfast on an ultra-endurance cycling challenge riding 300 miles on a chopper from Wrexham to Glasgow for Children in Need
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c05zβ¦
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10 Oct 2024
Who else is heading out, hunting for wind assisted Segment Crowns on Strava today? #strava #ukrunchat
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22 Feb 2024
VO2Max.... the next overhyped metric by fitness influencers... just you wait.
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Why even bother recording times at parkrun? Why upload them to PowerOf10?
I do think they have lost sight of why they started, and as an organisation have purpose creep. I mean they are looking at becoming a fundraising organisation. Think getting chugged in the funnel...
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But reality is, it's not really a race. I mean, I've been first finisher in about 21 minutes... I ain't going to win many 5k road races like that.
But it is interesting seeing the organisation tying themselves in knots over it all.
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That said, I'm getting bored of the drama over parkrun. And I do wonder if it actually benefits grass roots athletics or actually damages it...
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Fuming about this, I held the male & female record at my local parkrun for 35-40 age group. Now they have being wiped. What's the point in even having a burner barcode??
8 Feb 2024
I used to enjoy parkrun. Racked up well over 100 wins and many age group course records. Was going to smash out another 10 records this year as I go up an age group but now that has been taken away from me.
What's the point in racing anymore now we just have to jog around?
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The Runfluencer πββοΈπ¨ retweeted
8 Feb 2024
I used to enjoy parkrun. Racked up well over 100 wins and many age group course records. Was going to smash out another 10 records this year as I go up an age group but now that has been taken away from me.
What's the point in racing anymore now we just have to jog around?
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Not being on this site for over a month, really disappointed that no one has checked in on me.
I only announced my break for the attention, which I didn't get!
Think I might go and check in at my local A&E on Facebook instead.
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12 Oct 2023
Not wanting the be melodramatic, but I think I need a break from this bin fire app.
Itβs not really run anymore.
(Obvs Iβm going to delete the app in an hour or so, so I can see all the replies to this).
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