Twitter ist leider so sinnlos geworden aber so zum a bissl Herumtrollen reicht's eigentlich noch. Was ihr von mir lest, muss also nicht unbedingt immer der Wahrheit und/oder meiner Meinung entsprechen.😄

In Deutschland ist es erlaubt, sein Auto mit 3 Winterreifen und 1 Sommerreifen - oder umgekehrt - im Straßenverkehr zu bewegen (außerhalb der situativen Winterreifenpflicht). Damit kannst du easy Wetten gewinnen, denn das glaubt dir selbst in Automobil-Bubbles fast keiner.

🇫🇷 #TourAuvergneRhôneAlpes …

Only trump would think 10 years old is "fully matured"

Bei der Union haben sie einen sehr peinlichen Musikgeschmack. Sie hören immer nur eine Platte und die heißt: „Wie können wir den Grünen unsere Fehler in die Schuhe schieben?“ Menschlich und intellektuell ein Offenbarungseid

Habe Weber ein paar Fragen zu seinen Geschäftspraktiken gestellt. Antwort ist eine Analyse eines Tweets von mir - Ziel: möglichst viele rechte Trolle sollen darunter emotional kommentieren, damit es mich weiter aus Algorithmus der Vernünftigen raushaut. Spielen wir seit Wochen.

Wie können Twitter für heute zumachen, der dümmste Tweet des Tages wurde bereits geschrieben.

Holy shit, this sick old man can't even keep himself upright, seated in the Oval Office. He's practically sideways. How TF is this not a bigger story?

DOZY DON IS BACK (HE NEVER LEFT)

Mittlerweile muss man schon ganz schön tief in die Trickkiste greifen, um in der Sauerteig Bubble aufzufallen.

Es ist diese selbstgefällige Gehässigkeit, das jede Selbstreflexion ausknipsende Mitläufertum, das mich an diesem Selbstbeschäftigungs-Aktionismus am meisten stört. 1/10

Aber ähnliche Beispiele zeigen: Hier wird einfach eine Gelegenheit genutzt, die eigene Bosheit gepflegt rauslassen und sich dabei auch noch gut vorkommen zu können. 9/10

Trump had another mental health episode today and posted over 50 times online: 11:15 AM - Trump attacks judge who said he couldn’t put his name on the Kennedy Center 12:03 PM - Says he may perform and give a speech at the America 250 event instead of artists who cancelled 12:08 PM - Says Obama filled the Reflecting Pool with Garbage 12:09 PM - Attacks Biden 12:09 PM - Posts edited photo of Columbus Circle in DC with the caption “CLEAN” 12:10 PM - Attacks Biden again 12:11 PM - Posts AI photo of him and George Washington riding horses in front of the White House with a space shuttle and race car in the background 12:11 PM - Attacks Rosie O’Donnell 12:11 PM - Posts photo of him in front of the American flag 12:11 PM - Brags about his endorsed candidates winning 12:12 PM - Attack Obama and Biden over the reflecting pool 12:12 PM - Posts photo of him pointing at the camera 12:13 PM - Posts photo of the UFC event cage he’s building at the White House 12:13 PM - Posts an AI image of a “golden dome” for the White House 12:15 PM - Defends Jaxson Dart, calling him a “winner” and his critics “losers” 12:45 PM - Posts an AI image of him as a NY Knicks basketball player dunking on Governor Kathy Hochul 12:56 PM - Posts an AI image of him with Tom Brady 1:03 PM - Posts a garbage can labeling it “The Obama Presidential Library” 1:16 PM - Says America is back 1:16 PM - Says America is back again 1:16 PM - Says America is back for the 3rd time 1:55 PM - Posts an AI image of him golfing 2:55 PM - Says he’s in “excellent health” lol 3:17 PM - Promotes his Fox News interview with Lara Trump 4:33 PM - Attacks the Pope again 4:54 PM - Posts a weird image of him staring at Greenland (which he has posted already) 4:57 PM - Posts an AI image of the “drone port” he wants to build on top of the ballroom 5:33 PM - Attacks Biden 5:33 PM - Attacks Biden x2 5:34 PM - Attacks Biden x3 5:34 PM - Attacks Biden x4 5:34 PM - Attacks Biden x5 5:35 PM - Posts cartoon image of Governors Newsom, Pritzker, and Hochul saying they like crime (Trump is a felon) 5:36 PM - Posts meme about Republicans who voted to release the Epstein files losing their primaries 5:36 PM - Posts an old tweet of his where he attacks “disloyal” Republicans 5:37 PM - Posts an old tweet where he said he wants to stop the world from “killing itself” 5:37 PM - Posts a mock up of a “Trump Peace Prize” which may be the most useless peace prize known to man 5:37 PM - Posts a photo of a B-2 bomber with the caption “Trump energy 2026” 5:37 PM - Posts a photo of his face on Mount Rushmore 5:38 PM - Posts an image of him kissing the American flag (he’s the least patriotic president we’ve ever had) 5:39 PM - Compares himself to George Washington 5:39 PM - Says you were convinced to think a photo of a family sitting on a car is “evil” and billions were spent to do that (???) 5:50 PM - Says we should “physically audit” Fort Knox 5:50 PM - Posts an image of him cosplaying as a navy commander 5:51 PM - Posts another image of his face on Mount Rushmore 5:51 PM - Posts another photo of him and George Washington 6:09 PM - Attacks Biden again 6:09 PM - Attacks Biden x2 6:09 PM - Attacks Biden x3 6:09 PM - Posts an old photo of himself and King Charles 6:12 PM - Posts an old photo of himself and President XI in China 6:12 PM - Posts another photo of himself and President Xi 6:22 PM - Posts a photo of himself walking in China 6:48 PM - Says the U.S. should have a ballroom because China has one 7:03 PM - Says he wants to cancel his America 250 celebration and replace it with a MAGA rally 7:56 PM - Promotes Mark Levin’s show on Fox News 7:59 PM - Promotes his Fox News interview with Lara Trump All in one day. This man is not well. Impeachment and removal NOW.

This is “no one showed up to your birthday party so you pretended you didn’t want anyone to show up anyway” sad.

President Trump always looks out for us, as his new $250 bill is the exact amount St. Peter asks for to enter heaven’s kingdom.

Fixed it

The White House: today, and in three months. 😭

Photo from today.

Less than 12 hours ago, she was the motionless victim on a stretcher with a neck brace. Today she’s the resilient, fully recovered survivor, just in time for flowers and attention. These scammers don’t even try to make it believable anymore. They know millions of idiots will ignore the fake injuries, blatant lies, and manipulation as long as the grifter flashes a peace sign and says “Free Palestine.”

It’s a miracle! Thank God, the flotilla anarchist made a full recovery in no time 🤣