Don’t get Bond wrong and we may get along. My Tweets have been liked by Ricky Gervais, George Lazenby & Robin Askwith. James Bond ‘Expert’
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2 Jan 2024
Lunch on the top floor of Osato Chemicals Ltd, where they still serve a tipple to help your chest, and a Chinook just happens to fly by.
#HowsThatForJapaneseEfficiency
#WelcomeToJapanMrWiz
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Ultimately this is what the ‘Golden Bullet Awards’ are really all about folks.
The great and the good flaunting their wealth and slapping each other on the back whilst necking Bolly like peak Joanna Lumley in AbFab.
#GetTheWatchIn
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30 May 2025
Another fare dodger running through the barriers without paying @RobertJenrick!
@SadiqKhan, @TfL & @metpoliceuk how about you get your fingers out and crack down on shameless criminals like this?
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Chow Yun Fat, Stephen Chow, Donnie Yen, John Woo, Chris Patten, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating!
#ManUtdAreBack!!!
30 May 2025
ALT Manchester United win 3-1 in Hong Kong.
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30 May 2025
Rolf Saxon when his agent called to tell him about #MissionImpossible The Final Reckoning:
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LALD reference and laughing at Arsenal?
I’m in.
29 May 2025
Nah… who did this edit 😂😭😭
Dance if your club has won a trophy in the last 5yrs… wait for it…
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30 May 2025
Just having breakfast and I saw this on the inside of the lid on my jar of strawberry jam.
@tiptree is this a deliberate reference to From Russia With Love where Fleming tells us Bond has your strawberry jam for breakfast every morning?
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29 May 2025
Who’s with me here?
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29 May 2025
Ethan Hunt trying to insert Luther’s magic USB stick into the Russian sub Macguffin whilst in freefall:
#MissionImpossible
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29 May 2025
People banging on about #MissionImpossible raising the bar in terms of spectacle?
This was peak #cinema. Absolute edge of the seat stuff.
29 May 2025
It’s 32 years to the day since Graham Taylor gave us some of the most famous football quotes ever, as England salvaged a 1-1 draw in Poland.
Absolute TV gold.
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29 May 2025
Amazon review of one @wolframbooks weighty tomes.
As we say in English ‘Oh the irony’.
#ProceedWithCaution
27 May 2025
They can't. That's why they resort to social media trolling instead of doing anything productive, like writing a well-researched book in a language that's not their own about a character from another country.
As we say in Spanish: "A la gilada, ni cabida".
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29 May 2025
Have you ever seen a more pitiful spectacle than this?
I’m reminded of Saddam parading our pilots in front of the cameras.
Blink twice if Big Jim is treating you according to the Geneva Convention lads.
28 May 2025
What have they got the players doing out in Malaysia! 😭🇲🇾
[@UtdMulliss]
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28 May 2025
It’s finally on!
@VaingloriousDC has discovered fellow loons Nico & Luis😱
In the red corner: A Craig stalker who posts about him 50 times a day.
In the blue corner: Two Brosnan obsessives who despise Craig so much they deny the existence of his era.
Whoever wins we all lose.
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27 May 2025
#MissionImpossible: The Final Reckoning in IMAX.
27 May 2025
What seems to be overpriced, but in reality is 100% worth it
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Both are long,cumbersomely written, with shoehorned retconning of the whole series whilst unconvincingly trying to layer on dramatic heft.
But where one starts well and then goes downhill to the series nadir, the other starts (very) slowly but builds to truly staggering #cinema.
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27 May 2025
Didn’t realise Frtizl was so popular.
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When Top Gun: Maverick dropped there was talk of @TomCruise saving cinema.
With the plane scene in Final Reckoning he brings action cinema full circle, evoking daredevils such as Keaton & Lloyd and breaking free of the CGI shackles that choke excitement.
Tom Cruise IS #cinema!
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Could just be Richard Keys indulging in a bit of naturism.
27 May 2025
What do you notice in this newly stabilized version of the 1960s Bigfoot footage?
@ATTNtoken
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26 May 2025
John Glen and BJ Worth watching the plane sequence in MI: The Final Reckoning;
#MissionImpossible
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26 May 2025
Soaking up some #MissionImpossible vibes at Burj Khalifa on the way to the IMAX for Final Reckoning.
Support @tomcruise and his quest to save #cinema folks 🎦
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TheWizardOfIce retweeted
25 May 2025
"There are places I'll remember, all my life..." ✨
On this day 20 years ago... The Miracle of Istanbul 🏆
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