Dungeon Dad, Reader, Gamer, Gardener, Dwarven Bard. Fluent in Classical Geek. He/Him. WARNING: I pun a lot. Avatar by @mothmanners
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Of Special Note: Mary Cullum Kimbro was the first female Merchant Mariner killed in WWII. She was 64 years old lost at sea on the torpedoed City of Birmingham. She was from Nashville TN. A liberty ship was named in her honor. #MaryCullomKimbro
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yes bro eat excel take it away
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13 Mar 2025
Hold up a lantern when you can. Light a fucking Molotov when you must.
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6 Mar 2025
everything reminds me of her
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6 Feb 2025
So in the new season of Destiny, to advance the seasonal story you have to… play a rogue-like mode that invalidates my main build and can nullify an hour’s worth of progress if you die? Plus, they kill [SPOILER]?
Yeah, I think this is what finally kills Destiny for me.
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6 Feb 2025
This is like having to run a legendary campaign mission with no checkpoints. Every day. Yeah, I’m out.
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31 Jan 2025
"How old are you?"
I am exactly "I get excited about ordering new sweaters and socks" years old.
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19 Jan 2025
braytech/DSC art, 2022/2025
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14 Jan 2025
Look, I try to be positive about stuff and not complain about other folks' works but... what is even going on with MBMBaM? 3 hours now of writers' room riffing on year names? These aren't jokes, it's just iterative process and slant rhymes. Am I just old and grumpy?
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5 Jan 2025
I did it again!
Jurassic Park with accurate raptors, a short part 2
#jurassicpark #blender3d
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Warning: 2025 Has Leaked in Some Places of the World. Stay Offline to Avoid Spoilers.
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SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️
36: Ingredients
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14 Dec 2024
It boggles my mind that dryers have a “dry level” setting. I mean… I want it dry. That’s the whole point. I don’t want to have to micromanage you — just dry the goddamn clothes. When are you done? When the clothes are dry.
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6 Mar 2018
I’m basically just doing Pokémon and Harry Potter crittters these days, as that’s what she’s currently into. Here are a few recent ones:
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27 Nov 2024
In D&D the bird does the pardoning.
25 Nov 2024
It was my distinct honor to pardon these two birds of a feather this morning.
Congratulations, Peach and Blossom!
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