I want a world where married LBGT couples are free to protect their cannabis & poppy gardens with assault rifles they purchased online with cryptocurrency.

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Fun fact: there were no federal gun control laws of any kind in the United States until 1934. So not only did the founding fathers go to their graves without passing a single gun control law, it stayed that way for literally a CENTURY afterward.
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The US has 1 trillionaire and 988 billionaires. Their combined net worth is about 8.4 trillion dollars. If we would just tax these people “fairly,” it would totally solve the $40 trillion national debt. And every other problem in society. Do the math, guys…
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This is Markus Renfro. He shot a pedo in the dick for trying to solicit his underage nieces for sex. Now this is a man I would donate to his defense team. Man Markus shot had a history with underage kids.
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Keep in mind this woman literally did not know what a garbage disposal was…
.@AOC “Elon Musk is one of the most unintelligent billionaires I’ve ever met or seen.”
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This Karmelo Anthony/Austin Metcalf case didn't divide White and Black America. It clarified the problematic subset in the Black community that many upstanding Black folks have been trying to distance themselves from for years. You saw it clearly: the ones rushing to defend a murderer who stabbed an unarmed teen at a track meet, rejecting self-defense after jury review of the evidence. All hatred, victimhood, and excuses - while ignoring the tragedy of a young life ended over nothing. Upstanding Black voices (and plenty of others) are calling it out: accountability isn't racism. This subset thrives on division, celebrates thugs, and drags everyone down. We see them in families and neighborhoods. There is nothing you would do or say that would make them change their positions in life. Even some of these celebrities that were respected turned sideways with this. It just goes to show what's actually in their hearts. You're either on the right or wrong team as a human being. No grey area..
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Thanks to socialism, the average Zimbabwean became a trillionaire before @elonmusk 💪
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Replying to @buggirl
Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
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I agree with the male in this meme!
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I know, right? If only he employed, say, 100k people. If only he revitalized a dead auto factory in Fremont, California and made cars there, again? If only he invented a product to allow someone to get Internet access anywhere on the planet, affordably? If only he proved that electric cars were something people wanted, helping to reduce pollution? If only he revitalized American excellence in space, allowing us to not rely on Russia for orbital boosting?
Imagine if Elon Musk did something to benefit others with his trillion.
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Good news for those who hate billionaires: Elon Musk is no longer a billionaire.
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Imagine if people were as upset about the nearly $40 trillion national debt as they are about Elon Musk's net worth.
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California claims its voting is super secure, but when it comes to buying a gun they be like "no you can't use voter registration to prove residency, are you crazy? We don't actually check that shit!"
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The first trillionaire in human history - Elon Musk - Born in South Africa - Bullied relentlessly as a kid - Immigrated to North America - Arrived with a backpack and a dream - Built Zip2 with his brother - Sold it 4 years later for $300 million - Co-founded PayPal with the profits - Revolutionised digital payments - Sold PayPal to eBay for $1.5 billion - Bet everything on Tesla and SpaceX - Got mocked for electric cars - Got laughed at for reusable rockets - Nearly went bankrupt in 2008 - Kept building anyway - Turned Tesla into the world’s most valuable automaker - Made EVs mainstream and transformed the automotive industry - Made reusable rockets a reality - Reduced the cost of reaching space by 95% - Sparked the modern commercial space race - Built Starlink and connected millions around the world to high-speed internet - Turned SpaceX into the most valuable private company in history - Bought Twitter for $44 billion - The world said he overpaid - He was called reckless, stupid & crazy - Advertisers fled, media declared it dead - Critics called it the worst acquisition in tech history - Renamed it 𝕏 - Rebuilt the platform anyway - Turned it into one of the most influential platforms on Earth - Launched xAI and accelerated the global AI race - Sent astronauts to space - Is trying to get humans to mars - Created millions of jobs - Generated hundreds of billions in value - Inspired an entire generation of builders Before: - Failed repeatedly - Worked insane hours - Slept in factories and offices - Got bullied, laughed at and mocked - Constantly told “it’s impossible” - Kept building anyway - Made it possible Today: - Richest person on Earth - First trillionaire in human history - Largest IPO in history $1.77 trillion Most people quit when the world laughs at them. Elon Musk built the future instead. Love him or hate him… Nobody has changed more industries in a single lifetime. Payments. Cars. Energy. Space. Social Media. Communications. AI. History won’t remember the people who said it couldn’t be done. It will remember the people who did it anyway. Congratulations Elon. The first trillionaire. 🚀
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Replying to @EveKeneinan
In case you didn't know, Metcalf and 2 other students were assigned leadership responsibilities by his school's coach for the day. Other students kept personal belongings and expensive gear in that tent.
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100% truth

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Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All
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Karmelo Anthony supporters over the past 72 hours: > It was self-defense. >> Fine, it wasn’t self-defense, but it was only a 4-inch blade. >>> He was justified because slavery happened. >>>> Segregation now! >>>>> Punch random White people in the face!
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