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I broke down today and watched A Clockwork Orange....I had to watch the special features to have what the hell i just watched explained to me. #AClockworkOrange #Kubrick
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Thomas Pine retweeted
internet, help us find the banned fan. he can watch the rest of the finals at B-Dubs on us.
The fan who ran on the court during Game 1 of the NBA Finals & got a selfie with Wemby was arrested & will be banned for life from all NBA arenas
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This photo is not from the incident; the Spurs’ current jersey sponsor is Ledger, not Self. The fan along with another has been issued a lifetime ban from all NBA arenas and games. espn.com/nba/story/_/id
 foxnews.com/sports/fan-dis

Community note
The image in the quoted post is not the actual fan, who has short hair and was immediately tackled by security without taking a successful selfie. espn.com/nba/story/_/id
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Ah, love the @CFL on @TSN panel, always consistent, the season about to start and they're already counting the @MTLAlouettes out. Hamilton's the favorite? We'll see. #GoAlsGo #MontreALS
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These are pretty sweet NGL
Pacific Frost. đŸ„¶ The official 2026 away jersey of the BC Lions. A tribute to the mountains, snow, rain, and coastal landscapes surrounding the Lower Mainland.
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Hey @ChrisVanVliet, next time you have @DanSoder and #WillSasso in the studio, can I please get an invite? My sides hurt from laughing, such an amazing episode. #Insight #CVV
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And goodnight from #myrtlebeachsc
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Hello from #MyrtleBeach
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Came to Myrtle Beach for a visit....it'll do :D @MyMyrtleBeach
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Watching St.Elmo's Fire for the first time......these are all terrible people. And whatever happened to Mare Winningham?
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Who knew: put a bit of alcohol in @TheRock, and he'd be funny? #KevinHartRoast
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I have no idea who Regina Hall is, but daaaaaaaaammmmnnn!!! #KevinHartRoast
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Watching #KevinHartRoast @lizzo laughing at her own jokes is everything.
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New misheard lyric today: I was listening to Juice Newton's Angel of the morning .....I swear towards the end of the song she says "just clap my cheeks before you leave me....baby" #misheardLyrics
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EPIC GIVEAWAY! Repost and reply for your chance to win a Baltimore @Orioles Tupac Shakur bobblehead!
Before the world knew Tupac Shakur, Baltimore did. Graduates from the Baltimore School for the Arts reflect on Tupac Shakur’s time in Baltimore and the foundation it built for the artist he would become.
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Just binged the new season of #WorstExEver ....good lord, these people.... I'm telling ya.
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So simplistic yet so funny
Funny Can you name this TV Show?
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No matter how many times I see this post, with different events, its never not funny.
Urgent ‌ J’ai un chum qui a 2 billets pour le match du Canadien de demain soir. Il vient juste de rĂ©aliser que c’est en plein le mĂȘme soir que son mariage.😭 Donc, si quelqu’un veut y aller Ă  sa place, c’est Ă  l’église de QuĂ©bec. La mariĂ©e s’appelle Linda, pis tout est payĂ©.
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1000% agree
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Just watched Untold #ChessMates on @netflix .....what an interesting world. #Chess
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Friends in low places
What is one song that is socially acceptable to sing badly?
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