Joined February 2019
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He’s dyslexic
Feb 23
Tkacuk has a grade 9 education and is widely known as one of the dumbest players in the NHL, thanks to his education and his bloodline.
His Dad was the dumbest NHL player of his generation, too. Coincidentally, American.
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A pirate named Teasin’ McStorney
Loved tickling toes—never corny
With feathers in hand,
He’d make his bold stand,
And grin when they gasped, “You’re so horny!”
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3 Jul 2025
And I lie here in bed
All alone, I can't mend
But I feel tomorrow will be okay
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TheTicklerIsInBackup retweeted
29 Jun 2025
I’ve been bullied into allowing 1 second of grooming glove foot tickling for every retweet this gets by midnight. My current grooming glove record is 45? seconds.
So please *Don’t* retweet this 😓🙏 SPARE ME.
But wait-There’s more! It’ll be recorded and free!
Okay byeeeee
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8 Jun 2025
They beg me to stop.
But laughter says otherwise.
Victory is mine.
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10 Jun 2022
If you did nothing illegal, why would you need a pardon?
#January6thCommitteeHearings
#J6Hearings
#J6CommitteeHearings
#Jan6thCommitteeHearings
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28 Dec 2024
Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in 2025
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10 Nov 2024
🤦♂️ @MZHemingway
9 Nov 2024
Look at the photograph CBS News used for the story about the FEMA supervisor fired for telling workers not to help Trump supporters as opposed to the actual photograph of the employee.
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6 Nov 2024
“Elections have consequences, and at the end of the day, I won.”
—President Barack Obama, 2009
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TheTicklerIsInBackup retweeted
6 Nov 2024
I voted for her. I think he’s a bad guy.
But if you lose the senate, house, electoral college AND popular vote, and you think the lesson is half the country is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and stupid… wrong lesson. And the same thing will likely happen in 2028.
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22 Oct 2024
Do better @wutrain
21 Oct 2024
CITYWIDE - Boston EMS announcing no available ambulances citywide for the 3rd time this evening with 15 calls pending.
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13 Oct 2024
Someone do a wellness check on @BillKristol
13 Oct 2024
"VP Kamala Harris had a five point lead in our last poll taken a month ago, right after the debate. That lead has all but evaporated. Willie, take a look at this new head to head matchup, 48% to 48%. That is what we call a deadlocked race." - @KWelkerNBC on a new @NBCNews poll.
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16 Sep 2024
The Vindman family is now openly mocking President Trump over nearly being killed, and then doubling down by mocking anyone decent enough to be concerned about Trump’s wellbeing.
🦗 from @YVindman @AVindman and @vademocrats
When will they condemn this disgraceful rhetoric?
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15 Sep 2024
Delete your account
15 Sep 2024
Per the Associated Press, no one shot at Donald today. The latest: apnews.com/article/trump-sho…
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TheTicklerIsInBackup retweeted
13 Sep 2024
Vice President Kamala Harris sat down one-on-one for an exclusive interview with Action News anchor Brian Taff on Friday. It's the first solo interview since she was selected as the Democratic nominee for president. FIRST LOOK: 6abc.com/post/look-brian-taf…
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