I'm reading this now and holy shit. No wokies but I'm gonna post excerpts here, and reader discretion might be a little advised

I can't believe I listened to the internet about America, the food is so good here! McDonald's is delicious! We need this back in Hamburg!

Er muss Schwabe sein 🤍❤️ 😅 #Undav #VfBStuttgart #nurdervfb

Holy Father the post will perform better if you append the url in a threaded reply as opposed to linking it in the tweet

A PARENT’S JOURNEY THROUGH YOUTH SPORTS: Age 5: “He’s got a cannon.” Age 6: “He’s the fastest kid out there. Coach said so.” Age 7: “Rec ball isn’t challenging him anymore.” Age 8: “We tried out for select. Obviously made it.” Age 9: “$2,800 for the season. Plus uniforms. Plus tournaments. Plus hotels.” Age 10: “Cooperstown is basically a family vacation, right?” Age 11: “He needs a hitting guy. And a pitching guy. And probably a mental performance coach.” Age 12: “I’m not a crazy sports parent. The OTHER parents are crazy.” Age 13: “We changed schools. For academics. (And also baseball.)” Age 14: “Showcases are a requirement at this age.” Age 15: “Ya his ranking just ticked up. We’re cooking.” Age 16: “He just needs to get seen by the right school.” Age 17: “The D1 schools want him to walk on. He’ll earn a spot by sophomore year.” Age 18: “Okay, D2 is actually really competitive.” Age 19: “He’s redshirting. Strategic.” Age 20: “He’s focusing on school now.” Age 21: “You know what? He’s so much happier.” Roughly 7% of high schoolers play in college. About 1.5% of those get drafted. Less than half of draftees ever play one day in the big leagues. The odds of our kids going pro are somewhere between “struck by lightning” and “find a $100 in old shorts.” I love youth sports (all my kids play a bunch of them) just keep a good perspective my friends. ✌️

Paying for nails is lowkey like the most classically ghetto thing possible

Is it a humiliation ritual if he's clearly into it?

This map shows how boys (blue) and girls (red) spend their breaks in a school in Barcelona. This school is used as a case study of space shared equitably. Often in such studies boys simply play on the sports fields while girls spend their break talking or on non-sport playgrounds. Design can impact movement patterns massively. Source: buff.ly/yg47GX7

Funny but ultimately they're complaining about getting a paycheck.

Had a few nights like this

can’t believe the culture became so violently sex negative it horseshoed me into becoming (relatively) sex positive

You really can’t just say someone annoying or that the things the post is not for me. You have to tie your mild grievances into something more virtuous.

What if the pope told you to love your neighbor as yourself and care for the poor

Ugh. I literally warned you about this two months ago

I swear the number of men with this fetish exceeds the number of women who are unfaithful

There is a strong negative correlation between a nation's wealth and its proclivity for nudity. There is only one outlier, and of course it's Germany

In 20 years many of the best US soccer players will come from NYC. Like legit you'll see this.

I went on a date with a guy who worked for American Youth Soccer. He said basically American men's has never won a world cup because we don't have kids playing soccer in the street and Brazilian soccer is so influenced by kids playing in tight streets. Mamdani has a 30 year plan