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7 Aug 2019
Any #elePHpant collectors missing one of these from their herd? I have a few extras 😀tim-bond.com/elephpants/
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Tim Bond retweeted
I've got a few elePHPants to give away again! 🥰 Like 💙 & Retweet 🔄 to win one 🔥 I have several to give away, and will be picking a winner next week! 🙌
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For those in the US (or anywhere actually): you can order through this link: phpstan.org/merch?distributo…
Replying to @OndrejMirtes
And for something a bit different… Say hello to the PHPStan Elephpant! Yep, we’re joining the Elephpant family with our own edition. Plus, classic PHPStan T-shirts are back in blue and white! Order them today: phpstan.org/merch
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Tim Bond retweeted
And for something a bit different… Say hello to the PHPStan Elephpant! Yep, we’re joining the Elephpant family with our own edition. Plus, classic PHPStan T-shirts are back in blue and white! Order them today: phpstan.org/merch
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7 Mar 2024
Is your workspace feeling lonely? 🥹 A Ploi Elephpant could be the perfect addition! 🤩 Follow us & retweet (or repost?) for a chance to adopt your very own 🐘 We've got 5 up for adoption! 🤗
5 Mar 2024
🐘😱🥰 #elephpant
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13 Feb 2024
TL;DR: Laravel has a lot of overhead blog.openresty.com/en/larave…

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On Law & Order: Oranized Crime they introduced a new AI policing program which appears to be written in #PHP #phpc
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Lifes of elephpants: the epic life of Flexy the elephpant. Come and read a whole year with an elephpant, from its conception to its arrival in the #PHP community. An ode to all of you who are considering becoming #PHParents! exakat.io/en/lives-of-elephp…
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30 Dec 2023
A git repository
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30 Aug 2023
Today I learned that you can still use PhpStorm's conflict resolver GUI even if you run a git operation from the command line
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29 Aug 2023
This November I'll be at Longhorn PHP presenting what a modern PHP app looks like. The schedule is filled with great talks, hope to see you there! longhornphp.com/schedule
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22 Aug 2023
Hey #phpc, tell me, does #composer just not follow the semver spec? The spec says ~3.1 should not install 3.2.7: jubianchi.github.io/semver-c… However composer will happily install it. getcomposer.org/doc/articles…

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9 Aug 2023
Another reason to do code reviews: Today I learned that isset is variadic
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17 Jul 2023
If you're looking for the Yomeva elePHPant and you don't want to pay €22 for shipping I have a couple of extras: tim-bond.com/elephpants/
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Hej, @IKEA spotted using #docker and #kubernetes 🤓
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5 Apr 2023
I had no idea how much metadata there is in the clipboard heidisql.com/forum.php?t=989…

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Replying to @iansltx
@iansltx Apparently I'm imagining that you tweeted it, but it seems the owner let this domain go
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neverssl.com seems like a good replacement for now

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We’d like to announce that our annual PHP conference will be moving to an online-only format going forward. For more information about this decision and the considerations that went into it, please see our backstory announcement ➞ phpconference.nl #php #dpc #dpc23
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