No longer here!
Joined July 2012
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19 Mar 2025
i've really stopped posting here, i'm more often @ timmarcin.bsky.social but honestly, i'm just posting less these days, anyway this is kinda bye, so bye!
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24 Feb 2025
info dumping @theholdsteady facts on my wife as we watch the minneapolis season of love is blind
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30 Jan 2025
i dont think sports gambling, at face value, is a bad thing. i do think the way it rolled out in the u.s. — basically a loopholed legal gambling forcing the country's hand and then an immediate, move-fast-break-things-tech-industry-nonsense gold rush — has proven to be really bad
30 Jan 2025
Federal prosecutors are investigating whether Terry Rozier manipulated his performance as part of an illegal sports betting scheme, per @WSJSports.
The ring accused of conspiring with Jontay Porter also bet heavily against Rozier in a 2023 game for the hornets.
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26 Jan 2025
watching the snl movie and it’s so striking how much the rag-tag of it all was exactly like @ChrisGethard ‘s show — i got to spend a few days with them and be backstage with them (for a story) and it was chaotic and amazing and honestly i miss that show so much
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19 Jan 2025
the eagles would honestly have like 6 fewer wins, minimum, without saquon — he’s about as close to an mvp as a non-qb can be
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18 Jan 2025
i wrote a feature talking to creators like @J_the_stallion8 @thedevourpower and more about the looming tiktok ban
mashable.com/article/tiktok-…
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13 Jan 2025
it’s very funny to see washington fans discover what watching football that means anything is like for the first time in 30 years
13 Jan 2025
This game is taking years off my life
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13 Jan 2025
This is the ultimate wide receiver move. I love it. Hell yes. Go birds forever.
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17 Dec 2024
was going to tweet a joke about working in media during this time but then realized i basically did.....while working in media during this time
16 Dec 2024
I would have been a great millennial. I would work at i-D and my friends would work at vice and buzzfeed news and we’d write listicles and twitter was at its prime. Unfortunately, I was too busy being in the sixth grade to participate.
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17 Dec 2024
want to write for dirt 1. bc it's very good but 2. i want to answer questions like this
(pre-made chicken caesar wrap from the open fridge because i don't care for my well-being, bigass water, small sugar-free red bull, bold flavor chex mix)
17 Dec 2024
Our last prompt of the year for your holiday road trip needs! What's your go-to gas station order? ⛽️ dirt.fyi/article/2024/12/gas…
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13 Dec 2024
there are ai images circulating of me typing the word "swarp" instead of "swap" -- do not believe them! they are vicious rumors! these are fraudulent images intended to get the world to believe i am goofy posting and saying things such as "aww gorsh" and "swarp"
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13 Dec 2024
everyone's hating on de'vondre campbell for leaving the game last night bc he didnt feel like playing but honestly i respect it, playing nfl football looks like it hurts SO bad, id walk out, too
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12 Dec 2024
i literally just blogged this mashable.com/article/waiting…
12 Dec 2024
A rule of life that has always worked for me here, and I’ve lived here since birth: Never wait on line for anything. Ever. Not even if you really want it.
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12 Dec 2024
i was just approached in a hipster coffee shop and a guy, big strong guy, with tears in his eyes, came up to me and said sir, i work for the government, sir, please fire me, sir, it would be my honor, sir, if you shitcanned me
11 Dec 2024
Just got approached by a federal employee who asked for a selfie & shared how much she appreciates DOGE: “it has to happen & if I get fired, I’m ok with it.” Most humans are good people & yes that includes most federal workers too. It’s the size & scope of the *bureaucracy* that’s the problem.
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12 Dec 2024
GPT this, GPT that, i need you to GPT! i need you to Go Pray Today, and find the lord!!
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11 Dec 2024
got tickets to see julien baker at the mercury lounge, i am gods favorite baby
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5 Dec 2024
sometimes i enjoy the strangeness of my job, which today involved explaining the sudden virality of a 2016 midwest emo banger from mom jeans and what it has to do with todd gurley mashable.com/article/tiktok-…
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