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6 Jul 2023
In case of emergency I'm on π§΅, π¦βοΈ and counter.social. Same @
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
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28 Dec 2025
Happy to report that the music facts guy has been radicalized
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18 Dec 2025
Just raze it now along with his fucking money pit ballroom bribe generator
Kennedy Center board votes to rename the longtime performing arts venue the "Trump Kennedy Center." cnn.it/44uYope
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17 Dec 2025
This fucking country would vote 51-49 in a hypothetical free lunch vs. kick in the crotch contest. I know that because there was one in Nov 2024 and my dick hurts because of you dumb motherfuckers.
17 Dec 2025
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez leads JD Vance 51%-49% in hypothetical 2028 poll β Verasight
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Tim Murphy retweeted
17 Dec 2025
REPOST THIS for a chance to win FOUR tickets to Paul Skenes Bobblehead Day on April 18th!
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16 Dec 2025
Please let trump attempt to say each of these out loud live on TV.
16 Dec 2025
BREAKING: The Trump administration expands travel ban to include Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger, South Sudan and Syria. apnews.com/article/trump-traβ¦
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Tim Murphy retweeted
14 Dec 2025
REPOST THIS for a chance to win our SIGNED Oneil Cruz baseball bat!
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14 Dec 2025
Watching this movie and surprised to see Pennsylvania's Senators make a cameo
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10 Dec 2025
Everyone knows Venezuelan oil is often laced with Fentanyl. We had to seize that boat praise trump
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5 Dec 2025
This participation trophy ass bitch
President Trump bestowed the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize medal on himself during the World Cup 2026 Final Draw in DC. He is the first recipient of the new global honor created by FIFA to recognize leadership in advancing peace.
FULL REMARKS: youtu.be/uc0DyISpINY
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5 Dec 2025
No one even wanted to risk brushing against his neckussy so he had to grab it out of the box like the prize after a dentist visit
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4 Dec 2025
Your feel-bad story of the day
Strangers around the world have donated over $1.5 million to help an 88-year-old veteran retire from a job at a Michigan supermarket. abcnews.link/BqWzslx
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4 Dec 2025
Thank God the @FBI tracked down the J6 pipe bomber. Now trump can pardon him properly like the rest of the J6ers.
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4 Dec 2025
I think we know
4 Dec 2025
Sen. Tillis is now the second senator I've heard say they want to know where Secretary Hegseth went after he left the room during the boat strike.
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27 Nov 2025
Millennials, we've lived long enough that a song about banging on the bathroom floor is now appropriate enough for the #MacysParade
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26 Nov 2025
Can't believe we lived long enough to see Nicki Minaj become Old Money.
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21 Nov 2025
Of course not, stochastic terrorists want OTHER PEOPLE to do their bidding. Plus he's fat and lazy.
20 Nov 2025
TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
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20 Nov 2025
Pennsylvania Senators @SenMcCormickPA @SenFettermanPA when the president calls for his political opposition to be put to death (including their colleague @RepDeluzio)
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18 Nov 2025
Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana is on the list?
BREAKING NEWS: House lawmakers passed a measure to compel the Justice Department to release Epstein-related materials in a near-unanimous vote Tuesday afternoon. All Democrats and all but one Republican voted in favor. cbsloc.al/43C7CQ0
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17 Nov 2025
Two guys who robbed a few houses in Winnetka escape and it's front page of the Chicago Sun-Times?
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