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Retail investors locking in for the SpaceX IPO after receiving 1 of 400 shares requested on Robinhood
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Love seeing how most of FinTwit has made money on both sides of higher than normal realized and outsized ranges all week this week and last, and how they post about it only after said moves take place Really speaks to the quality of talent here on x dot com the everything app, but I wonder why these people don't just trade their own money and stay quiet printing, or they get backing at a fund and print money I do the former, but jeez most of FinTwit should be making like 686x more than me based on the ex post facto I see here
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also i golfed today and didnt trade at all (just let my vol shit cook), and shot 7 over. not my best but damn near close, and i had a great time with the bros
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wait scratch this, i lied i bot some UB at dog shit prices and lost like 8 ticks, then the rando ramp happened and I made some ticks post-move narrating!!! lol, but one of my trader bros just said he was long the long end and i put on something small on my phone. idk man, just dont sit here and post 24/7/365 like its cringe
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And if you think this post is sub-tweeting you, it probably is I run very basic, often crowded strategies (short vol, short skew, long/short rangebound assets, vibe-punting random shit based on trusted trader bros of mine who tell me things) and i don't sit around on twitter selling something or posting after or before the move (again, most of the shit i see is post-move) 24/7. all as an overlay of just levering up/down my long S&P "retirement" account it's not that hard, folks. go outside
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“what? no, bid the spoo. these chicks paid $686k for basketball seats for a team that they no nothing about, bullish bro”
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.@FreddyLA7 i don’t know u at all but i see that u r living it up in the American south, living ur best life absorbing American culture ur a European hero and im glad ur enjoying urself u gotta get some creole and bbq tho bro, then ur journey is complete
Lookout Mountain near Chattanooga, TN🌳 An American next to us said this is the perfect sniper spot.
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TIM: “I CALL THE SHOTS. I CALL ALL THE SHOTS. SHE [THE WIFE] DOESN’T CALL THE SHOTS.” - FT INTERVIEW on Tim golfing all day Saturday
TRUMP: “I CALL THE SHOTS. I CALL ALL THE SHOTS. HE [NETANYAHU] DOESN’T CALL THE SHOTS.” - FT INTERVIEW
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Replying to @gmoneyNFT
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Replying to @DeepDishEnjoyer
imagine taking public transit LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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imagine holding crypto still
Charles basically telling $ADA holders it's over...
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another day logging into the everything app at 10pm to see 195727592018582 tweets from most fintwit dorks it’s summer. go outside, guys/gals
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>the year is 2026 >people are still posting overnight vs intraday market returns ::ffw 50 years:: >the year is 2076 >people are still posting overnight vs intraday market returns
This is one of the weirdest charts I have ever seen
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BREAKING: IRAN DID SOMETHING AND WOW LOOK AT THIS ITS SO BEARISH anyway market is at all time highs and no one cares

ALT Nobody Cares GIF

Iran Has Dug Out More Missile Tunnels Than Previously Thought: Satellite Analysis zerohedge.com/geopolitical/i…
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We are still doing the Meme. GM 🥱
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nightmare blunt rotation
With the besties as I am always All-In
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this goes hard if ur retarded
This shows ~1,200 years of seawater erosion of the Khafre Pyramid, compressed into one minute. For the first ~500 years a high ocean stand holds about 300 ft above the base; its waves lap the soft Tura limestone casing and dissolve it (carbonic acid) at roughly 0.08 ft/year — about one inch of perpendicular recession annually, and ~14× faster than the slow dissolution on submerged surfaces below. As the sea recedes, it then pauses at successively lower stands, each held ~75–100 years, and each carves a distinct horizontal band where the casing is stripped to the bare core. Loosened blocks slough off at their own pace and fall down each face, piling into talus that mounds toward the center of all four sides. The smooth white cap above the highest waterline is never reached and survives intact.
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