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12 Jun 2023
I am pretty sure r/nba voted not to go dark during the finals.
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27 Feb 2023
James Harden demanded to be traded from the Rockets because he didn't want to play for a team that sucks. This Rockets team sucks significantly more than the team he demanded a trade from. He isn't coming back and I am not upset about it.
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12 Nov 2022
99.9% of Twitter users don't give a fuck who owns it or who gets a blue check mark. A month from now Twitter will be back to normal and Elon owning Twitter will just be an answer to a trivia question.
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Timothy Cavanaugh retweeted
8 Oct 2022
Someone's going to have to explain why the people who were the most hyper risk-averse toward a respiratory virus are now the most cavalierly risk-tolerant toward nuclear destruction
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2 Oct 2022
As Rocket fans we have to come to grips with reality. We never had a rivalry with Golden State. They beat us every time. Even the year that Durant got injured.
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16 Sep 2022
Everyone wants to diagnose themselves with mild disorders, I'm over here like "I'm sort of an autistic schizophrenic"
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12 Sep 2022
I hate to sound like a dumb asshole, but it seems to me like blue collar workers create all of the value in this economy and get the smallest piece of the pie for thanks.
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18 Jun 2022
So I was just informed at Whataburger that they no longer carry the jalepeno cheddar biscuit. And I'm just saying, we can't let Putin get away with this.
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28 May 2022
Why doesn't regular grass have the same fight to survive as crab grass? Where is your will to live Bermuda Grass?
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18 Jan 2022
Why does Twitter think I need random accounts that I don't follow to remind me that Joe Rogan has more viewers than CNN several times a day? I get it already.
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20 Dec 2021
20 Dec 2021
Timothy Cavanaugh retweeted
Any Pro-Blockchain experts out there who would like to do a live debate with me?
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20 Aug 2021
Apple’s entire fortune is built on the fact that their users are too lazy to download a messaging app.
27 Jul 2021
I wonder when Pete Buttigieg is going to have a “Medicare for all who want it” rally.
23 Jul 2021
Back in ancient times there used to be these things called jokes. People used to make statements that weren’t meant to be taken seriously. Sometimes these “jokes” would elicit laughter, an ancient act to let others know we found their joke enjoyable.
23 Jun 2021
I just spent 30 minutes watching the last 27 seconds of last nights Suns/Clippers game. And that’s a condensed replay.
Timothy Cavanaugh retweeted
23 Jun 2021
“The point is to see who forced the ball out”
-Jeff Van Gundy
“Who hit the ball out?”
-The entire universe except David Silver & Jeff Van Gundy
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