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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander
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Jimmy Time@TimeCommander
29 Sep 2022
Replying to @damienkronfeld
Why can’t therapists understand that I got exercise and didn’t smoke weed my entire childhood and the only place it got me was in their office.
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You: I'd like to hold your hand. The Gay You're Trying To Date: Sorry, I'm only into hyper-reflexive sub-dermal poly-feral inter-mural situation-plexes. You: So, no kissing or...
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31stCenturyCombat@faithandheresy
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America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.
BROTHER LOBO 🐺⚔️
@ellobosalvaje
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I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!
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♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘
@fw_naetoblaq
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When an autistic person feels comfortable around you, they turn into a cat. I will not be elaborating
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Whoever made this edit I love you
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The thing about every form of government is that they all "work" when all the players are sincere about it's function. Right now, we're in a form of Trickle Down Economics (or Horse and Sparrow economics) where the Horse hordes it's own shit.
evan loves worf
@esjesjesj
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So they don’t know what trickle down economics is
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Every so often you see a post that reminds you that everyone is 12.
ITS FUCKING QUEER MONTH@PuddiTatLevi
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HEY WAIT A MINUTE I KNOW YOU
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🇵🇸✌️☭@ListenUpLiberal
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Planet of the Apes staring Mark Wahlberg
Josh Reynolds
@JoshReynolds24
Jun 13
I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happening… Don’t care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.
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doxie
@doxie_gay
Jun 13
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✧･ﾟslater@poisonouspixies
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the gay fashion spectrum
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🏳️‍🌈AJPWNerd🤘@AJPWNerd
Jun 13
All sorts of Pride in this picture
Rob Naylor@NINaylor
Jun 13
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Mrs. Butters 🥧
@MrsButters
Jun 13
An essay from 1976 that predicted that the boomers obsession with themselves would end in fascism
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mr_eggs 🇵🇸@scrumble_eggs
Jun 12
My body is a machine that turns your butt into a looked at butt.
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ALUTHEDON
@Mbakaza4L
Jun 13
That's slavery. 24 people in Georgia were indicted for enslaving Latin Americans. Americans have slaves in the 21st century.
THEVOICE
@THEVOICEzrdp
Jun 13
24 people in Georgia were indicted for allegedly smuggling 100 migrants from Mexico and Central America and forcing them to work at gunpoint. Victims were forced to dig for onions by hand, with little food and reports of rape. At least 2 died. Suspects made $200M in the scheme.
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Pinklightsticc@pinklightsticc
Jun 13
We've been missing this aura in Arena Mexico #cmll
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Golden@golden_hoss
Jun 12
The more you hear about Chyna, the more you want to maim Triple H with your bare hands
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Abier
@abierkhatib
Jun 13
lol who did this
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Guy with a trillion dollars: You don't understand. It's not liquid. I have nothing.
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Fuck You I Quit
@fuckyouiquit
Jun 12
If you earned $10,000 a day from the dawn of humans 300,000 years ago, you'd have earned less money than Elons wealth. Tax this shit out of billionaires (and one trillionaire)
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evan loves worf
@esjesjesj
Jun 12
It’s wild that literally every trillionaire is in the Epstein files
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