MAGA:
He didn’t say it.
But if he did, it was taken out of context.
But if it wasn’t, then he was joking.
But if he wasn’t joking, then he was being sarcastic.
But if he wasn’t being sarcastic, he was testing the media.
But if he wasn’t testing the media, he was just saying what everyone is thinking.
But if not everyone was thinking it, then it was a bold strategy.
But if the strategy failed, then it was the Deep State.
But if it wasn’t the Deep State, then it was Hunter Biden.
But if it wasn’t Hunter Biden, then it was Hillary’s emails.
But if it wasn’t Hillary, then it was Obama.
And if he did say it, and he meant it, and it wasn’t sarcastic, and it wasn’t Obama’s fault… then fine. It wasn’t illegal.
But if it was illegal, it wasn’t a crime crime.
But if it was a crime, then it was a perfect one.
And if it wasn’t perfect, then Hillary did it worse.
And if she didn’t, then Joe Biden thought about doing it in a dream once—and that’s just as bad.
Besides, you can’t prosecute someone for loving their country so hard they accidentally commit 34 felonies.