“I want to take Spurs to the place that they belong.” Marcos Senesi’s first interview as a Tottenham Hotspur player 💬

Our shirt is yours now. Marcos Senesi, welcome to our family 🤍

Stroll needed to report that pothole on Waze

We’ve gone from 4th to 2nd, about 800 votes behind. Come on, we can hate better than this

MOT - Final Poll

Spurs fans, assemble

Delighted to announce that this years chosen charity for the Maddison Invitational golf day is Dementia Club UK. A North London based charity helping families and individuals who suffer from Alzheimer’s. All in memory of my late Grandad Brian who suffered with the disease for 15 years. Let’s raise some funds and have a cracking day 🤍

Introducing your 25/26 MOT Nominees ✅📝

#LangeOut #VinaiOut #ENICOut

Turns out next season we hate every club… #COYS

We've missed you too, @WestHamUtd fans. 👋

Incredible. #Tottenham secure Premier League safety on the final day. Credit to Roberto De Zerbi for dragging this depleted squad over the line. But this isn’t success, and it can’t erase who put us here. Vinai Venkatesham and Johan Lange MUST resign & ENIC MUST go.

You have no idea how much human money I shelled out to make this happen. TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR IS FINE! 😭🙏🏼

Come On You Spurs #coys @SpursOfficial

What a line “he comes off the bench quicker than he comes off his line” 🤣 #COYS

Synthetic folic acid is being introduced to all flour in the UK including ‘organic flour’. No debate in our Parliament and no vote. Mass medication with something which will cause more harm than benefit in the those ( all of us ) who are exposed to it. Does that sound familiar ?

#THFC ⚠️Warning: AI-generated report based on real data that I grabbed from PL website and StatMuse: Premier League Ref Treatment Index (RTI) 🤔 We have been incessantly arguing about referees. So instead of clips and “that felt like a pen,” I wanted to build something around actual outcomes. I built a Referee Treatment Index (RTI) to measure how favorable or unfavorable a club's overall outcomes are relative to the opportunities they create. RTI combines: • Net Penalties (45%)
→ Pens For − Pens Against Why it matters: Penalty decisions are among the highest-impact calls in football and directly affect results. ————————————————— • Penalties per 1000 Box Touches (35%) Why it matters: Raw penalty totals can be misleading. A team with 1300 box touches should naturally generate more penalties than a team with 700. This asks: "How many penalties are being generated relative to how often you're actually entering dangerous areas?" ————————————————— • Card Strictness (20%) Why it matters: This measures disciplinary outcomes relative to foul volume. Do cards appear quickly? Or does a team require more fouls before punishment arrives? ————————————————— Higher RTI = more favorable overall outcomes Lower RTI = less favorable overall outcomes I also built a Discipline Severity Index (DSI): DSI = (Card Impact ÷ Fouls) × 100 Card Impact = YC (5 × RC) Higher DSI: 🔴 Stronger punishment per foul Lower DSI: 🟢 Less punishment per foul 📈 Most favorable RTI: 🥇 Brentford: 114.7
🥈 Chelsea: 97.3
🥉 Leeds Utd: 96.7
4️⃣ Arsenal: 78.7
5️⃣ Manchester Utd: 47.5 📉 Least favorable RTI: 20️⃣ Tottenham: -151.9
19️⃣ Burnley: -91.2
18️⃣ West Ham: -72.6
17️⃣ Everton: -70.5
16️⃣ Aston Villa: -60.4 Biggest anomalies: ⚠️ Arsenal — strongest overall profile • Lowest DSI in league: 13.2
• 4 net penalties
• 0 penalties conceded
• 0 red cards
• 1187 box touches Not the highest RTI, but definitely the cleanest profile in the dataset. ————————————————— ⚠️ Brentford — highest RTI • Highest RTI in league ( 114.7)
• Only moderate attacking volume (913 box touches)
• Highest penalties per 1000 box touches (10.95) Generated elite favorable outcomes without elite attacking opportunity. ————————————————— ⚠️ Liverpool — opportunity mismatch • 1210 box touches
• RTI: -49.7
• Penalties/1000 box touches: 1.65 One of the league's highest attacking opportunity totals with one of the weaker treatment profiles. ————————————————— ⚠️ Chelsea — contradiction profile • RTI: 97.3
• Highest DSI: 29.7
• Highest Card Impact: 118 Strong favorable outcomes overall while simultaneously receiving the strongest disciplinary outcomes. ————————————————— ⚠️ Tottenham — extreme negative outlier • RTI: -151.9
• DSI: 26.8
• Net penalties: -3
• 4 red cards The most consistently negative profile across the model. Data: premierleague.com statmuse.com

Any Spurs fan want to go to Crystal Palace’s training ground tomorrow pretending to be an Arsenal scout? 👀

How is that not a red?!