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Took my son to his first LSU game (aka recruiting visit). He LOVED it!Couldn’t have been a better night. #LSUvsTAMU #Burreaux #geauxtigers #foreverLSU @LSUfootball 🐯💜💛🏈
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Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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Ronin worked the room, accepted endless applause, posed for all of the photos, and easily upstaged me without saying a single word. @CrimeCon 🐾🏆 #CrimeCon #ClueAwards #Ronin #CertifiedGoodBoi #ProtectWhatMattersMost
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Alleged murderer Javian Dequan Paley continues to pose a danger to our Houston community. We're offering up to $5,000 to whoever helps FBI Houston and @HCSOTexas put him behind bars! Call 1-800-CALL-FBI or submit tips online at tips.fbi.gov. #HouNews
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RT @Mara_Webster: If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind…

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All hail the Mayor of @CrimeCon - the one and only @JoshMankiewicz of @DatelineNBC! #dateline #crimecon @shanebishop @LSUjuju
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paging dr. santos and dr. king…🩺 @StreamOnMax
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Abbot telling Robby he needs to find someone or something to help him dance through the darkness and then we see him dancing with baby Jane doe in the dark... 🥀 #thepitt
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Every time 🤣
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Dear Apple, Leave my Brightness wherever tf I put it. Thanks
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🚨 UNITED PASSENGER CATCHES INSANE NASA ROCKET LAUNCH FROM PLANE WINDOW — FLIGHT ATTENDANT LOSES IT MID-AIR A United flight just turned into a front-row seat to history. A woman captures the exact moment NASA’s Artemis II rocket launches… straight from her window at 30,000 feet. And then you hear the flight attendant: “15 years of flying… I’ve been praying to see something like this.” • Rocket blasting through the clouds • Crew calling it a “once in a lifetime” moment He said he flew to Florida multiple times just to see a launch… Canceled. Every time. And then this happens midair. What are the chances you randomly look out your window… and see history taking off?
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As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭
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“I hope this email finds you well”. Me: It did not.
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The older you get, the more you realize: -Alcohol isn't worth it -The gym is therapy -Sleep is a treasure -Health equals freedom
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Doctors' offices are like: “Show up 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late."
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The "Subzero Suspect" is wanted for multiple armed bank robberies. He's a black male between 25-40 years old, about 5'7" tall with a thin build. Call 713-222-TIPS for up to a $5,000 reward! He allegedly robbed the Frost Bank located at 9990 Almeda-Genoa Rd. in Houston on 01/27/26; the Frost Bank located at 8502 Main St. in Houston on 10/27/2021; and the Frost Bank located at at 2200 N. Frazier St. in Conroe on 12/28/2021. #HouNews
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when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today
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