Less Blueco, more Blue Toad

Joined January 2023
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Mar 17
In fairness Rosenior said he was ageing men - I've aged a decade this last fortnight.
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Cundys year is up there with that year Messi got 92 goals
A Haiti shirt 😭😭 #QualityHate
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Fuck you too
Hey @paraguay fuck you
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The reward is when u turn it round and show them how you put your ships. It’s called aura points bud.
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Jun 11
Ally McCoist saying that was a good foul to make as the referee is pulling out the red card 😭😭😭😭
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Boomers love to pretend that their generation fought in ww2. A whole generation of larpers
26 year olds today: "my anxiety is high, I am overwhelmed by my email job" 26 year olds in 1944:
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If you have travel restrictions based on countries, why on God's earth would you bid to host the world cup?
BREAKING: Somali FIFA referee Omar Artan was denied entry into the United States upon arriving at Miami International Airport and was sent back to Turkey. Although he was selected to officiate the World Cup and held a valid visa, he was barred at the border due to the U.S. travel ban list, which includes Somalia, per BBC
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"We respect the stadium"
The problem is that you folks want to disrespect our stadiums when we have high school stadiums bigger than Premier League stadiums.
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Jun 8
Jamie Gittens???
🚨 @JLSanchez78: "I'm telling you: the €150M player is A BOMB, A BOMB, A BOMB. It's SO UNEXPECTED. When they told me his name, I was frozen in shock."
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Replying to @MSGA1886
Shrewsbury is #1 for cousin fucking
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Jun 7
Posting like they're two teenagers going off to different unis
‼️The inescapable truth for Chelsea is that Boehly and Eghbali are very different people with very different approaches. Boehly prefers to let others manage the day-to-day running of the club these days, but will still grasp a photo or PR opportunity. Eghbali is more involved wherever he feels he can make an impact. ~ @Matt_Law_DT
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Replying to @crashbandiboob
Slapped someone’s sister in the breast, not malicious
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Jun 5
100% guaranteed that Sanchez, Delap, Neto, Garnacho, and Tosin will be in the squad next season by the way.
Jun 4
🚨 Liam Delap wants another season at Chelsea to prove his doubters wrong. It’s understood the 2 months injury limited his ability to play in his usual style, which in turn affected his form. It remains unclear whether or not he will get the chance. (@NizaarKinsella) #CFC
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Happy 103 hours and 47 minute anniversary to all who celebrate
Gabriel misses his penalty ❌ PSG WIN THE UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!! 🏆 📺 TNT Sports & HBO Max
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Jun 4
Palmer my boy it hurts man why did you stink the gaffe up.
Jun 4
It was all going to plan until instincts took over… Rip The Script
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Makes you really wonder *why* some politicians who are accused of being Russian assets are so big on crypto? Couldn't be a coincidence could it?
🚨 NEW: British schoolboy Alexander Browder has become the first child sanctioned by Russia after exposing illegal crypto deals used to bypass sanctions "I am going to be wearing it as a badge of honour. It shows me that I touched a nerve - I am looking in the right places"
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Jun 3
Winning that CWC has comfortably been a net negative for us.
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Jun 2
Liam Delap plays for this football club. We have far bigger priorities, every man woman and child should be solely focused on getting his ass out of the club. I want to see the janitor on the phone to non-league clubs, get the kitman down the pub with a PowerPoint. DELAP OUT
What makes a Lion? 🦁 Leadership. Presence. The hunger to win. The instinct to strike. Our 2026/27 home kit is available now in-store and online. #CantTameUs
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May 31
You know it hurts when you're rushing to Instagram to post about how little it hurts.
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