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What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldnβt breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter
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βENGLAND, NO!β
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π¨ #ALERTA | Hay peleas entre hinchas de Argentina y Argelia en Times Square.
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Cape Verde centre back Roberto 'Pico' Lopes has spent his entire career in Ireland, ignored a LinkedIn message from Cape Verde FA asking him to play for them because it was in Portuguese. A year later, they sent it in English. He accepted. An all-time great World Cup story.
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Esta voltando casa π¨π»π¨π»π«‘π«‘
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NEVER IN DOUBT LADS UP THE CAPE VERDE BRING IT HOME π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»π¨π»
Got Cape Verde and Saudi Arabia in the work sweepstake. Blinding.
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Means something to me man
Former defender Takehiro Tomiyasu was so devoid of self-confidence that he once asked to leave on loan because he did not believe he was good enough for Arsenal, but Mikel Arteta refused. π [@SamJDean]
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UP THE CURACAO π¨πΌπ¨πΌπ¨πΌπ¨πΌπ¨πΌπ¨πΌπ¨πΌπ¨πΌπ¨πΌ
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Tons of teams have had a starting 11 all born outside Morocco
π¨ πππ π¬π’π¨ ππ‘π’πͺ: Morocco has become the FIRST national team in history to line up 11 players that are ALL born outside Morocco.
π¨π¦ Bono (Montreal)
π³π± Noussair Mazraoui (Leiderdorp)
π«π· Issa Diop (Toulouse)
πͺπΈ Chadi Riad (Palma)
πͺπΈ Achraf Hakimi (Madrid)
π«π· Neil El Aynaoui (Nancy)
π«π· Ayyoub Bouaddi (Senlis)
π§πͺ Chemsdine Talbi (Sambreville)
π§πͺ Bilal El Khannouss (Molenbeek)
π«π· Samir El Mourabet (Strasbourg)
πͺπΈ Ismael Saibari (Terrassa)
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What part of the bible is that from?
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Jordan McCann hilariously responds to the crowd booing him during his post-fight press conference π
βWhoever boos me is a scruff. All your birds are fat sl*gs. Iβll sh*g all your birds. I got paid 50 grand, and now Iβm gonna marry my girlfriend and buy my mam a new kitchenβ
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How the local auld fellas look at you when you walk into a new pub for the first time
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65 hours and 3,000 miles later! Iβve made it! Welcome to LA π
New York to LA on a Greyhound Bus down β
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Really appreciate all the support on this, itβs been amazing! Video will be out on YouTube in a few weeks π₯πΊ
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What a goal, no less than Morocco deserve #BRAMOR
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Switzerland fans at the end of the game after standing for 2 and a half hours in 36 degree Californian sunshine
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He came from Greece he had a thirst for Norwich
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π¨ Arsenal exploring deal to sign Christos Tzolis from Club Brugge. 24yo left-sided winger expected to be gettable for ~β¬40m. Move for Greece international does not impact #AFC interest in Morgan Rogers or other options to strengthen attack @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7355040β¦
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That Bosnia goal couldβve been Joe Rodon flicking it on for Dylan Lawlor to score but noooo someone just HAD to sub on Liam Cullen and Mark Harris in the playoff semi
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WOKENESS LIVES IN NORTH AMERICA π¨π¦π²π½
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π¨ Exclusive: Thomas Partey is unavailable to play in Ghanaβs opening World Cup match against Panama in Canada on June 17 as he has been denied entry to the country. Full story @TheAthleticFC: nytimes.com/athletic/7354492β¦
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π¨ Exclusive: Thomas Partey is unavailable to play in Ghanaβs opening World Cup match against Panama in Canada on June 17 as he has been denied entry to the country. Full story @TheAthleticFC: nytimes.com/athletic/7354492β¦
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O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE π¨π¦π¨π¦π¨π¦π¨π¦π¨π¦π¨π¦π¨π¦π¨π¦π¨π¦π¨π¦π¨π¦π¨π¦
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π¨ Exclusive: Thomas Partey is unavailable to play in Ghanaβs opening World Cup match against Panama in Canada on June 17 as he has been denied entry to the country. Full story @TheAthleticFC: nytimes.com/athletic/7354492β¦
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The FAW is saddened to learn of the passing of Kenny Jackett, who made 31 appearances for Cymru. Our thoughts are with Kenny's family and friends at this difficult time.
Cwsg mewn hedd. β₯οΈ
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AI couldnβt come up with something as incredible as Boshnia if it tried
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