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Tom Mitchell @TomuelRiddle

Putting it over here... with the rest of the fire.

Joined February 2010
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Do you think they could have a crack at my peace lily?
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🚨🚨Breaking: All over 18 year olds are, in fact, ladies who love to work. Source: This very official text I just received.
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Fesshole🧻
@fesshole
12 Jan 2022
I once dumped someone because they didn't like Paddington 2.
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Paddington
@paddingtonbear
8 Jan 2022
If it's important to read the small print why don't they make it bigger?
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Personally I would have gone for a steak made out of skateboards.
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There’s just something about a ‘gentle reminder’ that sends the fear of god into me.
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Hi @AlexHorne. Thank you so much for all the effort you put in for the Task Master night in in Aide of Homeless Link. We have been inspired to have another taskmaster night in and would would love it if you could set us our final task? I will donate £30 extra regardless. ❤️❤️❤️
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Peter@BlackRyu82
6 Dec 2020
How come when fish cross an imaginary line they become OUR fish, but when people do the same they don't become OUR people?
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Delicious
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This aged real poorly, real fast 😅 #JoeBidenKamalaHarris2020 #USElection
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
7 Nov 2020
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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Roses are red. In winter there’s rain.
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I had lasagna for the 1st time in my life today. I am 24 years old. I liked it.
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Full Fact
@FullFact
5 Aug 2020
The schools minister, Nick Gibb, said on the Today Programme that 330,000 people are being tested for Covid-19 each day. The true number, for England, is more like 52,000. fullfact.org/health/nick-gib…

We do not test 330,000 people a day for Covid-19 – Full Fact

The true number of people tested for Covid-19 each day, under the Test and Trace programme for England, is about 52,000

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Mark Zuckerberg with too much sunscreen on OR Mark Zuckerberg after his ‘human’ makeup is washed away by the sea #MarkZuckerberg ???
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“The prophecy is true”
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Mhairi Black 🏳️‍🌈
@MhairiBlack
1 Jul 2020
Benefit sanctions cost more to administer than they save. Benefit sanctions are not about “saving the taxpayer money” - though that would be a shite excuse for having them anyway. Benefit sanctions are an ideologically driven punishment on poor people for being poor.
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“Well, hello there” - This Cat, via its ears.
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The timing. The rythem. The story. It’s like watching a ballet condensed into 8 seconds.
Gaml. Y@GY18164253
20 Jun 2020
Don't even think about it.
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Roy Keane has finally snapped. There is no human left. Just pure rage. #MUFC #TOTMUN
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MR
@MarcusRashford
14 Jun 2020
An Open Letter to all MPs in Parliament... #maketheUturn Please retweet and tag your local MPs
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