This one is really "popping off". Most popular episode ever I don't understand people

never opening a “Fentanyl Blowdart is speaking” space ever again

Real.

Actually pretty funny, but the main difference is that Ulster blood runs through much of the south as we are the most heavily of British Heritage of all of America, whereas if I recall correctly, Washington was not in fact a Lebanese Muslim.

So, according to my leaker, the Seals were going to do a little vanity mission to a small island in the Strait for the purposes of getting GoPro footage for war propaganda, linked to the BS Apache story from yesterday. They caught return fire and bailed on it. Thanks @SecWar

Name Two Bigger "Telling on Yourself" Moments

rare @RepFine lore: In 1992 he was caught by the Harvard Crimson ‘‘bribing students in return for votes" to lead the school's Republican club he then resigned from the club in protest when they opposed abortion, and was then allegedly caught embezzling $24,000

That's exactly the »extraparliamentary populism« some rubes are trying to sell us now/again/always.

The planet's most fanatical Israel loyalists now own and control (or are about to) Paramount, CBS, TikTok, Warner Brothers, CNN: all acquired in the last two years by Netanyahu's close friend, Larry Ellison, right as public support for Israel in the US and the west collapses:

NUTCRANKR out how long

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$120,000 is the “little homie” salary

The "little homie" math checks out, @baltic_dan

This current "ceasefire" will go on forever no matter how many missiles are fired in either direction, just fyi. And that is because it isn't actually a ceasefire, but a polite fig leaf covering the fact that the US military - and thus the Empire itself - has begun to collapse.

I gotta be real guys never has a discourse cycle destroyed my desire to use this app as much as this current DS one.

No one in the office so I'm printing out 500 pages of books I illegally downloaded

Anyone else's "Following" page now full of randos? Both options are now "For you"

Least favorite online trend is soft cancellation vagueposting. "There's something about xyz that doesn't sit right with me," screenshotting someone's words with a terse caption implying ill-doing that is never actually stated, etc. Sometimes when you call these people out early, they delete or say something like "I don't even care that much anyways why are you so mad?", but not after a dozen brain dead NPCs enter the comments with zero context and start parroting the vague finger snapping judgement, and no one involved cares about the actual truth or alleged harm done

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs." "Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"