Everybody thinks I'm a vegetable, but I'm more like an exotic fruit.
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Me: god we really need to solve the issue of Chinese over capacity in the ethylene business.
Monkey's paw curls menacingly:
Mar 23
Latest plastics news from my wire:
Mainland China:
Formosa Plastics: Multiple PVC and engineering plastic lines shut.
Overall Chinese ethylene output estimated down 12–18% regionally.
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What I think I look like.
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Realheads use Moxy unironically.
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Wasn't gonna drink tonight but I miss Dunzi like a mf.
Feb 13
dunzi memorial post. he was so very round and polite. we will miss you dearly :(
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You can't improve perfection.
Feb 9
The manul has existed unchanged by evolution for, at minimum, 4.8 million years. They are the oldest species of true cats.
Animals are treasures.
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Thanks in very large part to me (4 times in the theater in under a week).
Feb 8
‘MARTY SUPREME’ is now the highest grossing film from A24 worldwide.
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It's been five years since SOPHIE passed away. Five maybe an arbitrary number to mourn just about anybody but if she were alive today we would have had more of her work. We would have gotten to see her evolve and probably go from just an influence to mainstream success.
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I get that people love denigrating skin care because the the commercial conversation is directed to women and isn't fully rational but why this level of ignorance? There's a lot of ingredients that can do impressive things and if anything the R&D in the field is quite interesting
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15 Dec 2025
NYT reporting on a story I first found out by reading a bpd riddled man's insane online ramblings.
13 Dec 2025
Insane story.
The CIA once hauled a plutonium-powered “portable nuclear device” up a Himalayan peak to spy on China… then a blizzard hit and they left it behind.
It’s likely still buried in a glacier feeding the Ganges — a river system that supports ~600 million people.
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10 Dec 2025
Thats horrible, I didn't know she was fighting cancer. When I was 12 it was near impossible to get a hold of her books at the library because the waitlists were impossibly long. Rest in peace :(
10 Dec 2025
Author Sophie Kinsella, who wrote Shopaholic series of novels, has died aged 55
bbc.in/3MR96jz
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28 Oct 2025
If I ever saw I'd cry and cry and cry and wouldn't know what to do with myself.
The eye of the storm is so peaceful. I'm speechless.
27 Oct 2025
Fifth and final pass through Hurricane Melissa for our crew today. Just after noon entering from the NW corner exiting SE.
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27 Oct 2025
Tamaachaa erasure?
26 Oct 2025
Do u guys say CHAPPED or REHPAT OR THAPPAD
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19 Oct 2025
sophie’s ‘it’s okay to cry’ was released 8 years ago today
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12 Oct 2025
I've mostly given up trying to take pictures of myself.
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6 Oct 2025
Yes unfortunately they are just a source of energy and fibre and vitamins and minerals.
5 Oct 2025
nature really nerfed us by not making fruits a rich source of protein
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22 Sep 2025
Flight is the closest we can get to God while on this earth.
21 Sep 2025
Flight is truly miraculous.
There’s a certain type of person who essentially seems to believe that the purpose of modernity is the aircraft.
I don’t necessarily agree, but I get it.
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22 Sep 2025
When you're up there it's impossible to not be struck by God's handiwork. Discovering flight is such a powerful feat of human moxie that it reconfirms your faith.
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9 Sep 2025
🚨Arunachal Pradesh records first-ever photographic evidence of the elusive Pallas’s cat
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