A Modern Day Far Right fascist, Food critic, watch collector, Perfectly Flawed, 35th Account. 🏴🇮🇪🇩🇪
Joined June 2025
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Jun 12
Logging on and spending 2 hours populating excel spreads whilst sitting around a pool in Cyprus, realising its just paid for the taxi transfer from the airport to home😎
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Jun 10
Cyprus was the first place I visited abroad as an adult.
I’ve been over 1/2 dozen times over the last few decades.
It’s NEVER disappointed.
The beaches, the hotels, the people.
I will definitely consider retiring to this beautiful island in coming years❤️
#Paphos
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Jun 8
Airport ✈️ breakfasts are never quite right.
But can’t expect too much for £17
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Jun 6
£600 fine for taking my kids abroad during the school term, money well spent.
They have a great attendance, smashed their exams, and will be revising on their IPads whilst we’re away.
Anyway, hope you all enjoy the rain next week, I’m off to Cyprus 🖕🏻
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Jun 7
To clarify
I’m not taking the kids away next week because it’s cheaper.
Yes that’s a nice to have, but the reason is we all need a week away in a country we love.
A cancer diagnosis last year and an all clear only weeks ago has affected us all.
#mentalhealth
#fuckcancer
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Jun 6
£8 for a non alcoholic beer😂
England fans have just had their first taste of World Cup 2026 prices... 😳
🍺 $18 beer
💧 $7.50 water
Good luck everyone.
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Jun 6
Imagine following a women pushing a pram around London just so you can post about it on a shit app.
What a creepy fkn gimp.
This woman drives a £20k car, but to avoid paying £2.50 for 2 hours parking in the car park this road leads up to, she uses a BB issued to a 42yo male. I have seen her on numerous occasions leaving, but this is the first time I have seen her arrival. 💯 Misuse
@EalingCouncil
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Jun 6
Why are Americans so fkd up?
We handed them a beautiful country on a platter.
Now it’s full of OxyContin ridden Africans complaining about police brutality whilst attacking watermelons.
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Jun 6
Saturday mornings:
Fresh coffee
Eggs on sourdough
Gym
Portioning up a 3kg sirloin & 3kg ribeye👊🏻
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Jun 5
National Fish & Chips Day.
EVERYTHING from scratch.
Haddock from local fishmonger
Cyprus potatoes from green grocers
Even made some scallops (sliced potato in batter)
Tartare sauce made with fresh mayo obviously 👊🏻❤️
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Jun 5
It’s National Fish & Chip day.
Was going to support the village chip shop, but the queue last year was ridiculous.
Decided to support other local businesses.
Cyprus spuds, homemade tartar sauce, it’s gonna be epic👌🏻
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Jun 4
Nowhere near enough salt
I love strong flavoured Salt & Vinegar Hoops. But you're taking the piss @AldiUK trying to give me a heart attack.
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Jun 4
A song we should all sing like it’s a 🙏🏻
May 13
THE TRANSGENDER SONG:
(To the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands")
If a person has a penis, he's a man.
If a person has a penis, he's a man.
If he doesn’t want to lose it,
Even though he doesn’t use it,
If a person has a penis, he's a man.
If a person has a nutsack, he's a man.
If a person has a nutsack, he's a man.
He can tuck it to conceal it,
Let it dangle and reveal it,
If a person has a nutsack, he's a man.
If he amputates his bits, he's still a man.
If he grows a pair of tits, he's still a man.
If the chromosome’s a “Y,”
He will always be a guy…
If he isn’t born a woman, he's a man.
Tell the truth…you sang along. 😜
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