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Joined February 2014
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Even we didn't see that coming.
n 10 years of football management, I’ve never had a situation quite like this. Multiple assurances.Public declarations of commitment. Turning up to sign and then refusing. Weeks of no communication from player or agent(s) Football doesn’t just expose players, it exposes people
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Big Portman Road flashbacks there.
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Calm down Trent, he wasn't Mbappe.
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BREAKING: @transfercunt understands senior figures at FIFA feel Gullit didn’t go far enough and are privately urging Infantino to self-immolate. x.com/bla_bidza/status/20644…

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BREAKING: @Transfercunt understands Tony Incenzo has been deported from England’s World Cup base after aggressively asking a press officer if there would be programmes for group stage matches.
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Be here at 5pm BST when @transfercunt drops a BOMB. A nuclear BOMB.
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Be here at 5pm BST when @transfercunt drops a BOMB. A nuclear BOMB.
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LOL. We spit truth in the eyes of the #Haters and get threats in our DMs. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
BREAKING: @transfercunt understands there is "no truth" to a rumour that an FA party including Jack Pearce and Barry Bright have been detained by ICE agents at Dulles Airport.
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BREAKING: @transfercunt understands there is "no truth" to a rumour that an FA party including Jack Pearce and Barry Bright have been detained by ICE agents at Dulles Airport.
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No truth at all in the rumour we’re in for Sheerness Albion’s Dip’shit O’Neill. This was put about by his agent who was trying to get an extra Β£20 a week out of Albion’s chairman, Sully O’Davidson.
If it’s not verified by @transfercunt it’s not happening. Accept no substitute.
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If it’s not verified by @transfercunt it’s not happening. Accept no substitute.
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#TransferCunt understands unsettled Ham Street striker Quique Roethlisberger III has issued a "come and get me" plea to all Step 2 clubs, but at the moment there's no interest. His wage demands are acceptable, but suitors are put off by a series of charges relating to livestock.
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Hey, don't #Hate us just because we're right all the time.
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Strong intel this morning that Cornish U23 international Stelios Hoxha is being eyed by several clubs in the South East after he acquired a stake in an AI business based in Romney Marsh. Folkestone said to be leading a host of suitors.
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As correctly predicted by @transfercunt Put some respect on the name.
Gaffer 🀝 Boruk.
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Thinking of starting a new account called @TransferCunt
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β€˜Multiple sources tell me that Dougal Dogfucker is poised to join Step 5 Giants Rimswade & Fistingham.’
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That kind of shit.
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