Dedicated to the juggernaut that is Maidstone United.

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Big Portman Road flashbacks there.
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Calm down Trent, he wasn't Mbappe.
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BREAKING: @transfercunt understands senior figures at FIFA feel Gullit didn’t go far enough and are privately urging Infantino to self-immolate. x.com/bla_bidza/status/20644…

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BREAKING: @Transfercunt understands Tony Incenzo has been deported from England’s World Cup base after aggressively asking a press officer if there would be programmes for group stage matches.
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Be here at 5pm BST when @transfercunt drops a BOMB. A nuclear BOMB.

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Be here at 5pm BST when @transfercunt drops a BOMB. A nuclear BOMB.

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LOL. We spit truth in the eyes of the #Haters and get threats in our DMs. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
BREAKING: @transfercunt understands there is "no truth" to a rumour that an FA party including Jack Pearce and Barry Bright have been detained by ICE agents at Dulles Airport.
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BREAKING: @transfercunt understands there is "no truth" to a rumour that an FA party including Jack Pearce and Barry Bright have been detained by ICE agents at Dulles Airport.
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No truth at all in the rumour we’re in for Sheerness Albion’s Dip’shit O’Neill. This was put about by his agent who was trying to get an extra Β£20 a week out of Albion’s chairman, Sully O’Davidson.
If it’s not verified by @transfercunt it’s not happening. Accept no substitute.
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If it’s not verified by @transfercunt it’s not happening. Accept no substitute.
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#TransferCunt understands unsettled Ham Street striker Quique Roethlisberger III has issued a "come and get me" plea to all Step 2 clubs, but at the moment there's no interest. His wage demands are acceptable, but suitors are put off by a series of charges relating to livestock.
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Hey, don't #Hate us just because we're right all the time.
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Strong intel this morning that Cornish U23 international Stelios Hoxha is being eyed by several clubs in the South East after he acquired a stake in an AI business based in Romney Marsh. Folkestone said to be leading a host of suitors.
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As correctly predicted by @transfercunt Put some respect on the name.
Gaffer 🀝 Boruk.
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Thinking of starting a new account called @TransferCunt
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β€˜Multiple sources tell me that Dougal Dogfucker is poised to join Step 5 Giants Rimswade & Fistingham.’
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That kind of shit.
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First nine letters shared with the name of a previous Maidstone striker. Could be a record, if you exclude actual namesakes. Like Michael Phillips and Michael Phillips. Peter Taylor and Peter Taylor.
✍️ Maidstone United are delighted to confirm the signing of forward Ken Charles ahead of the 2026/27 campaign. ow.ly/fqTF50Z5uzz
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Previous example Steve Ward and Steve Watt.
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