Sentient twitter account for the Doom band — They suck but they have fun... Moe, Thuds, & Pretty Boy @talonrecordsusa is our boss

Joined May 2017
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Pearls of wisdom
Sucking big hairy sweaty balls
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Fucking pervert this guy …
Sucking big hairy sweaty balls
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Sucking big hairy sweaty balls
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Go buy our merch at trollteeth.bandcamp.com and go follow @ashlethalweapon because she’s cool
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She was listening to us… hanged, Drawn, & Quartered in stores now trollteeth.bandcamp.com
Great…just what he needs…a bigger ego…
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So not to alarm anyone… …but we’re preparing to do our first live, in-person show since January 2020
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Fuck marry kill: Ben, Moe, Kyle, Pete
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…I know we’re a 4 piece…shut up
Take the time to day and think about how grateful you are to be alive…because that Queen-shit head is dead
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Troll Teeth is the wario version of @TheStoneEye
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Our EP coming out on Halloween is us going ‘Goblin Mode’
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You will not find Troll Teeth in the ppp loan archives—we scam the government the old fashioned way…blackmailing elected officials with photos of them cheating on their spouses in a Reno, Nevada brothel
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Ok why do 13s hurt so much and 12s feel like butter and 11s feel like cobwebs?
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This is what it must have felt like when Elvis met Mozart
Math: so we actually calculate how long we want a song using bpm/time signature/etc that helps build the arrangement
Time according to Troll Teeth members: Moe: 15 minutes early always Kyle: one the dot, every time Ben: 5 minutes late, give or take Pete: it’s an illusion of our own creation—shows up randomly or not at all
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Trollteeth.Bandcamp.Com * *they are not available—Moe ate them all…
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