Observer of people and other stupid things.
Joined December 2010
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Jan 2
Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.
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My neighbors are fighting again. Might take my shovel out there and end it.
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Jun 12
Nonsexual intimacy is so fucking important.
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Jun 12
Dear Universe, I'd really like a bacon cheeseburger and/or an iced coffee. Thank you.
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Tater 🍁🐾 retweeted
Jun 12
Sometimes you just have to accept the fact that most people are disappointing pieces of shit.
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Jun 12
I said you're as predictable as corn in shit, and that's when I realized I was talking out loud, again.
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Jun 11
When hate overshadows common sense that's when trouble starts.
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Tater 🍁🐾 retweeted
Jun 11
I'm cool as long as you don't fucking annoy me.
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Jun 9
I’m learning that being disappointed in people is inevitable.
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Jun 11
Getting lightning alerts are convenient so I have time to get outside and hang on to a flagpole.
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Tater 🍁🐾 retweeted
Jun 11
Talking to yourself is fun until someone else hears it
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I yawn in your general direction
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I'm just a girl,
standing in a really long lineup,
trying to lose wait.
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Jun 11
I've been having a lot of deep conversations with myself and I really wish I'd shut up now.
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Jun 11
Learning to let things go takes a lot of patience and weed.
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Tater 🍁🐾 retweeted
Jun 11
i think outside the box because i’ve already examined the inside from every angle
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Jun 11
I find that most of my problems can be solved with money or by slipping into a coma.
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