Bristol is who I am, Málaga is how I feel, Madrid was a huge story arc, Dusseldorf is the mid season plot twist.
Joined December 2024
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I love soccer because you can score zero goals and have it be the best day in the history of your nation
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Jun 15
Genuinely rushed this through to counter the ‘no Madrid players’ in the Spain squad line init
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Jun 15
Spain's Mikel Oyarzabal is the first player on record since 1966 to play the first 30 minutes of a FIFA World Cup match without touching the ball once.
— @OptaJoe
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Jun 14
The Curaçao goalscorer after the game tonight
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Jun 14
I swear to God, I just saw this and at the exact same time the commentator for Ger v Cuw said, “ never write off the Germans” 🤣🤣🤣
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Jun 14
Was always going to be the case that when the football actually started it would be decent…
A 48 team tournament full of nationalities is ALWAYS going to deliver😍😍😍
‘This World Cup is going to be the worst World Cup we’ve ever seen…’
Me in my living room celebrating that Curaçao equaliser against Germany
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Málaga y su gente llegan a La Rosaleda 💙
#MálagaAlmería
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Jun 14
Today
Ger v cur
Málaga v Almeria
Netherlands v Japan
Ivory coast v Ecuador
What might be beyond today;
Sweden V Tunisia
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Jun 13
Turns out in 94, my dad may have had a point about long days and late nights.
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Jun 13
The drinks break in itself - fine.
But it lasts far too long, and we all know why.
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Jun 13
Because then they'd have to admit they've changed the game from two halves into four quarters for the benefit of the American audience. 😂
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Jun 13
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Outselling ABBA & The Rolling Stones on this day in 1976, this is the UK Number One…….The Wurzels singing The Combined Harvester
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Chupe
Off the ball he puts in the work.
A player you can easily identify with
Tho
It's when he smells danger he comes alive.
Not afraid to shoot from distance, and has that right place right time habit for rebounds
He's only 21, his ceiling feels very high.
Credit: FFA
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Jun 11
I remember when, if there were 3 red cards in a game, the stadium would be like a cauldron. In this age of petty, over officious VAR it kills the atmosphere and makes supporters feel like they are disconnected to whats going on.
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