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An important piece of the puzzle for the Panthers' 3 straight playoff seasons.
Congrats on your career and retirement, Noah!
Jun 9
Center Noah Johnson has informed me that this was his last season playing professional football.
Johnson started in three straight #UFL seasons for the Michigan Panthers. Was a rotational piece in Birmingham in 2026.
One of the most underrated C's in spring ball. His presence will be missed.
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Jun 1
Average #UFL attendance numbers from the 2026 season:
Birmingham: 8,248
Columbus: 10,362
Dallas: 6,449
DC: 9,000
Houston: 5,683
Louisville: 11,195
Orlando: 9,830
St. Louis: 23,239
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Happy to see Adonis on a roster, but... STL? 🤮
Free Agent Signing:
DC
T, Gunner Britton
DE, Andre Mintze
St. Louis
CB, Adonis Alexander
G, Que McBroom
Moved to Reserve/Injured:
Birmingham
C, Andrew Raym
5/19
Columbus
TE, Alizé Mack
5/9
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May 18
My takeaway? Get the #UFL out of the South. Texas and Alabama clearly don't love football as much as the Midwest.
I guess it really doesn't mean more, does it? 🤷♂️
May 18
Through 8 weeks, the #UFL is averaging 10.5k/gm across all 8 teams. Excluding STL, it's 8.5k/gm. Excluding STL and HOU, it's 9.3k/gm.
It's possible that smaller stadiums and higher viewership numbers makes these numbers tolerable, but that's TBD.
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May 18
Through 8 weeks, the #UFL is averaging 10.5k/gm across all 8 teams. Excluding STL, it's 8.5k/gm. Excluding STL and HOU, it's 9.3k/gm.
It's possible that smaller stadiums and higher viewership numbers makes these numbers tolerable, but that's TBD.
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May 17
An improvement over last week. 😂
May 17
Official #UFL attendance number for the Birmingham #Stallions week eight home matchup against the Columbus Aviators, at Protective Stadium: 4,824.
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May 17
This now drops Birmingham's average to well below 10k for the season with 1 home game remaining. The #UFL now only has 3 teams averaging 10k per game: STL (22.9k), Louisville (11.3k), and Columbus (10.6k).
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May 11
Unlike difficult things... like selling tickets.
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May 11
Since 2024, the #UFL has had 10 weeks where they averaged below 10k attendance across all games.
2026 accounts for 5 those weeks... through 7 weeks.
Oh, and the league never averaged below 10k when STL hosted a game... until this weekend.
There are valid reasons why #UFL attendance is down, but making those excuses completely misses the point... people still gotta show up, and the league needs to be better about giving fans a reason be it scheduling, on and off field product, and/or marketing.
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There are valid reasons why #UFL attendance is down, but making those excuses completely misses the point... people still gotta show up, and the league needs to be better about giving fans a reason be it scheduling, on and off field product, and/or marketing.
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STL vs CLB is like OSU vs ND... I so so so so very much want the giant asteroid to win.
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Panthers Shadow retweeted
You know it’s bad when they’re begging Battlehawks fans to show up 😬
May 8
Battlehawks fans your in 2nd place and won 2 in a row.
3 of the last 4.
One of the best atmospheres in football.
Friday Night Football at the Battledome.
Ricky Proehl bobblehead giveaway.
Greatest Show on Turf will be recognized.
And ONLY 18,000 tickets sold so far?!?!?!
I was hoping for 25K EASY.
Come on STL let’s PACK THE BATTLEDOME!!!!!
$15 tickets for one of the best nights in spring football.
The @TheUFL needs St. Louis to be St. Louis.
What else do you need……..
Kurt Warner and Ricky Proehl to suit up and start catching touchdowns again??? 😂
Buy Tickets below.
LFG!!!!! 🏈💪
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This is what happens when the UFL continues to take the STL fanbase for granted... and this is coming from someone who doesn't typically get along with that fanbase. 🤷♂️
May 8
Battlehawks fans your in 2nd place and won 2 in a row.
3 of the last 4.
One of the best atmospheres in football.
Friday Night Football at the Battledome.
Ricky Proehl bobblehead giveaway.
Greatest Show on Turf will be recognized.
And ONLY 18,000 tickets sold so far?!?!?!
I was hoping for 25K EASY.
Come on STL let’s PACK THE BATTLEDOME!!!!!
$15 tickets for one of the best nights in spring football.
The @TheUFL needs St. Louis to be St. Louis.
What else do you need……..
Kurt Warner and Ricky Proehl to suit up and start catching touchdowns again??? 😂
Buy Tickets below.
LFG!!!!! 🏈💪
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Happy for MVPerkins to get a chance to play for a league that doesn't abandon markets.
Super Bowl ➡️ UFL MVP ➡️ Winnipeg.
Bryce Perkins on his decision to come up north to the CFL.
#ForTheW
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Apr 28
Former Panther Kaden Davis is back in Spring ball.
Free Agent Signing:
Birmingham
DT, Jayden Peevy
Houston
WR, Kaden Davis
Louisville
T, John Campbell Jr.
TE, Chris Pierce Jr.
Moved To Reserve/Injured:
Birmingham
ILB, DaRon Gilbert
Orlando
TE, Konner Fox
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Apr 27
Yes, he is. Y'all don't deserve him.
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Apr 25
You're making it REALLY hard to want the Panthers to return.
Keep them dead if you're going to ruin the uniforms and move the season up several weeks.
Apr 25
@TheUFL is on track to be an INCREDIBLE 10-team league by 2028.
12 teams by 2030!!!!!
We’re not just adding teams we’re building this the right way.
As we grow, it’s clear what wins:
1. Growing cities
2. Right-size venues
3. Passionate, diehard fans
Real markets. Real fans. Real energy.
As we push toward 12 teams…
Who are the cities, the venues and the passionate fanbases for the future???
LFG!!!!! 🏈💪
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Apr 25
I think it's entirely realistic that the only experienced HC to lose to a newbie HC this week will be Rumlin. 💀
Apr 25
3-1 in week 4.
14-2 this year.
Week 5
D.C. over BHAM
Storm over STL
Aviators over Houston
Dallas over Louisville
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Apr 25
The Ponies have officially finished with their worst regular season record since returning in 2022. They are only halfway through the #UFL season.
Birmingham went .500 in 1983. They have to win out to avoid going .500 or worse.
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