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Jamaa wameanza kucollect intelligence about Omwamwi and pass it over to Berlin. For future political expediency ofcourse.
Whatever he says, or is interpreted in discussion, will determine how fast,if ever, he will rise to the highest office.
Very good meeting with #Nairobi Senator @edwinsifuna today at π©πͺ residence. Discussed politics (of course) and where to get best ingokho πin town.
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A typical brain of a Kenyan Voter.
Vote for clowns and idiots, then with a bowl in hand, go to white man to beg!!
Itabidi mmemea akili gathee.
People devoted their lives to build their countries by sweat and blood, not by being perennial beggars.
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How about creating a talent pipeline for Dutchesland teams to set up academies here in the 254?
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This is a fraudulent logic @KhalifKairo.
1. The headroom to make financial mistakes and bounce back are different for those 2.
2. The amount of disposable cash (cash flow) is different.
3. The social capital( biz connections) btwn those 2 families are different.
Lets assume Elons father had a networth of Kes 1 Billion. Elon has achieved a Nw of Kes 130 trillion. Thats a multiplication of 137,000.
Meaning if your dad was poor and was worth Kes 10,000 and you applied same multiple, Your networth would be Kes 1.37 Billion.
Still impressive
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El Toro retweeted
when it comes to women donβt do too much, itβs a turn off for them
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You are assuming that they don't know this @chriskost . They are all aware. But BRT systems won't give them a higher headroom to steal.
Kenya is run by mongrels.
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Nairobi needs to shift from trying to solve every mobility challenge with flyovers, wider roads, and elevated highways to investing in fast and reliable public transport.
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Better with this natural blocks.
The Kang'ata chronicles. The owner says this costs less. A good idea to be honest. Huyo jamaa ya Murang'a akiwa President he might be tempted to adopt this kujenga barabara Zote za Kenya including major highways
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You are shamelessly incompetent and an engineering fraud!!
What in the God -forsaken- world is this? 4 lanes to 2, abruptly?
The Ngong road Viaduct near the junction mall is almost ready for traffic.The technical teams are carrying out final structural confirmatory tests.
The project which was initially scheduled to be completed by July, 2027 is now approaching the final stages before commissioning.
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Tanzania has a better quality of life than Kenya, by miles ahead. Only people who believe Kenya is better are our Kenyans who listen to Inooro, Kameme, Bass and Musyi FM.
Any traveller will tell you that!
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The problem with you @CollinsBriche is working with the assumption that the guy is competent enough to hold that office. You'll be surprised by the kind that runs this office.
Lest you forget, the chairperson of Roads Board is Aisha Jumwa, a primary school class 5 dropout!
We have some of the most stupid people leading GoK agencies in Kenya.
This one is proudly posting an atrocious project that at some sections has four lanes feeding traffic into two lanes. He definitely saw the design before implementation and was happy to let it proceed. Silly.
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Very true.
Unfortunately, those senior Bachelor's, if they were to marry today, will go for Age 21-28 Ladies.
Not the 35 yo granny.
Lies.....kwanza sai there are so many senior bachelors in their late 30s who've never been married.
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WTF did I just read bro? Triparte what? You dey craze π€£ π€£ π€£
Im genuinely interested in your cum story.
We could mastirbate together if you dont mind..
Me, Sir Dickson and Yomyom usually masturbate together.
We call the Tripart-cum allegiance.
You can join us if you want
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Furahia hiyo bachelor life btw. Kuna wanaume huku nje wananyimwa hadi chakula wametoka kutafuta wakaleta nyumbani haha
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Yes. Every man should experience this atleast once in his lifetime.
The problem happens when you let her go. Every other woman would seem superficial and fake.
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Dating a woman who gets excited like a kid every time sheβs around you is one of the best decisions a man can make. Sheβll treat you better.
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China, New York, Singapore indeed. Mtuachishe umavi gathee!!
Wake Up!!!! This is Nairobis Reality FFS!!
This is not Shanghai in China or New York City in the United States of America.
This is Nairobi Kenya π°πͺ, setting the standard in Africa and beyond.
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Help me understand son, what's special thing being an MPs daughter?
Absolutely no logic in your comparatives.
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Some time back I was vibing with this fine babe "5'6, light skin, slim thick with mad nyash, face card 10/10. Few days of chatting and she came through to my single room and We smashed proper Only later I find out sheβs the MPβs daughter. Women truly set standards & rules strictly for n!ggas they donβt likeπ
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Easy peasy
How did they get those excavators into the stadium??? π€
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Risky bro. Hii ni shamba ya miwa karibu na shule.
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Hold on, aren't you a Gen Z yourself @Her_thighnesss ?
ππ I have gone the Zari, Betty Kyallo route wacha nione kama huyu gen Z atanifanyia hiyo kitu
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