Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my c0ck.
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Liverpool's Greatest - No.55: Divock Origi 🤩
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Coventry away first game then Hull at home second 👍
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The fixture list for our 2026-27 @PremierLeague season will be published this Friday 📆
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The other benefit of getting rid of social media for kids is that they wont all sound American
Jun 15
BBC: “What was your screen time?”
Student: “Nine hours.”
BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”
Student: “Stare at a wall.”
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He is right like, future generations are gona be like robots with the way the world is going
'Social media is making children unhappy.'
PM Sir Keir Starmer speaks in Downing Street, as he announces a social media ban for under-16s
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No it's fucking gruelling
Jun 12
People who go to the gym after work… are you OK?
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Erm, what
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🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7335332…
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-10 points aswell I reckon
EXCL: The Lawyer can reveal that Burnley has won its legal case against Everton over Everton's PSR breaches. The Toffees are to pay Burnley nearly £40m in damages and interest. Everton is expected to appeal.
thelawyer.com/everton-to-pay…
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Imagine that being your take from whats happened. Frightening world we live in.
I'm actually praying that the Belfast African beheader was born and raised in Britain so we can move past this silly focus on "migrants".
Race is the issue, not immigration status.
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Words will never be enough.
Thank you King.
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🚨 | @Soccernews_nl: Tottenham want to sign Cody Gakpo this summer and Roberto De Zerbi is already trying to convince the forward to move.
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This would genuinely be devastating
🚨 EXCL: Bayern Munich exploring move to sign Rio Ngumoha. 17yo Liverpool winger primary #FCBayern target for left side & aware of pursuit. No contact yet between clubs. #LFC insist not for sale plan to strengthen attack rather than weaken @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7335728…
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Surely there's no wank worthy enough to do this
May 31
Former NHS surgeon who amputated his own legs for sick sexual fantasy is struck off trib.al/pxOvDnD
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Yep and I think people are getting onto it now. The organisers of this could literally end world poverty. Gobshites.
May 31
Soccer Aid, Children in Need and Sport Relief all in the same arena of turbocunt for me
Significantly richer people than us begging us for money
Get to fuck
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Penny for my 2 thoughts… if no one sends Martinelli into the stands next season I will be livid. Also, pack it in with the Harvey Elliott stuff. The fella has been clearly eating his feelings while at Villa. He couldn’t run before and definitely won’t be able to now the pudding
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