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Of Mice and Men @THEJamesWhale was a giant among broadcasters Plus he was always so sweet
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Replying to @nadine_lamont
no worries I was just name dropping as my Auntie raves about her neice but I prefer Whaley Toons
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Contribution to parliamentary debates: @RupertLowe10 70 @Nigel_Farage 41
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This is going to be an intent that will have to pass parliamentary vote. What saves people Money Robert has to have a realistic pathway but you are on the right track. People are sick of a tax every 10 days from Labour. Here's the long game scam coming in youtube.com/watch?v=kt0cNlmZ…
At 11 am tomorrow I will announce a major and long overdue tax reform. Reform UK will turn the tables on two-tier Britain. We will build an economy that puts British workers first. Always.
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Why is an 8% party supposedly so important to Reform's success? Labour has been through a difficult period. Reform has enjoyed favourable headlines, wall-to-wall media coverage and strong polling. Yet we're constantly told that a party polling around 8% is somehow the obstacle standing in Reform's way. If Reform is truly a political force on the verge of government, why does it need smaller parties to stand aside? Why is so much attention focused on who isn't voting for them rather than who is? Successful parties win support because voters are persuaded by their message. They don't depend on rivals disappearing from the ballot paper. Perhaps the real question isn't why Restore exists. Perhaps it's why, despite all the publicity and momentum, Reform still struggles to convert headlines into votes.
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Made it about himself again @WiltsAnnabelle
I took part in an alternative Desert Island Discs with @LBC. This is the story of how Without Me by Eminem went viral in 2024.
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Although it certainly won't be a walkover, Andy Burnham looks to be cruising to victory in Makerfield this week. I don't blame Restore for standing, for the following reasons - 1. If Reform are that popular they should win the seat off their own back. 2. Nobody should assume that the majority of Restore votes have come from otherwise Reform voters. My own 2 cents are that the Reform campaign has been too negative, and the candidate is not up to fighting a heavyweight like Burnham. Lessons to be learned here, but not a total disaster as the General Election is three years away.
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yep Restore vs Labour
Two Horse Race.
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with an image similar to this one
Nigel Farage says Reform would evict all foreign nationals from social housing itv.com/news/2026-06-14/fara…
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Whatever happens on Thursday, there’s one thing I can assure you of, its anyone’s election to win. Having spent the weekend in Makersfield and spoken to hundreds of residents, the polls are absolute nonsense. The week ahead will see an unrelenting Restore bashing. Ignore it. It’s pathetic. It’s desperate. No party “owns” any citizens vote. That in itself is establishment politics. That’s not who we are people. @RestoreBritain @RupertLowe10
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Funny how a party supposedly leading the polls can't seem to win unless everyone else gets out of the way first. If 8% is enough to derail Reform's chances, perhaps the problem isn't Restore it's Reform's inability to broaden its appeal.
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Replying to @ZiaYusufUK
Meanwhile you bring in people like Jaymey Zia. I do hope there’s no preferential treatment going on behind the scenes at Reform? Unhappy people in Reform are talking…
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check numbers at the end then because I think Kenyon is lying through his teeth
Reform's Rob Kenyon on Restore: "Not many have come forward for Restore, and even the ones we came across who were Restore voters have said we kind of know it's a two-horse race... it's not that many..." 📺FULL Makerfield dispatch out now on YouTube youtu.be/UdJHTPprjoI
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'smaller and more staged.' Tice all over then
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Replying to @MarkB_Restore
Based on the photos, the Restore Britain gathering on the left shows a substantially larger and denser crowd. The Reform UK event on the right is smaller and more staged. These are local snapshots in Makerfield. Nationally, Reform UK has broader established support as a party, while Restore Britain is newer and showing strong local mobilisation here.
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Replying to @WillKingston
Him posing by a laptop doesnt mean a comms team isnt spinning it all for him while he sits in deckchairs in his own satire for PR so here's more satire
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They will
Labour must go as soon as possible
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Several times has suggested someone else steps in, in fact
Nigel Farage doesn’t actually want to be Prime Minister and he’s terrified by the prospect that he might be.
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I am learning tonight that Americans really think the cheddar on their supermarket shelves is actually cheddar
Community note
Most mass-produced cheddar globally (not just in the US) is made using the stirred-curd method, which automates agitation to expel whey rather than stacking curd blocks. Alternative procedures are recognised as cheddar as long as the product is physically/chemically identical ecfr.gov/current/title-… doi.org/10.3168/jds.20…
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Fictional government now
Under a Reform government, foreign nationals in social housing will be given three months to find private accommodation or face being deported. British military veterans, long-term local residents, domestic abuse survivors will be given priority.
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He knows he messed up Big Time when he lied about @RupertLowe10
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