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Joined March 2010
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I’m curious. When you’re grooving to a new song and you find out it’s AI, what is your normal reaction?
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New parents take note.
I've been using baby gates wrong my entire life.
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My kids don’t believe me that I used to buy M80s and Chinese stars from the ice cream man. Gen Xers played by different rules.
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I think it's great that you're into soccer/futbol.
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OH MY HEAVENS! 🇺🇸 Cooper Lutkenhaus beats Olympic and World champion 🇰🇪 Emmanuel Wanyonyi 1:42.08 to 1:42.09 at the Oslo Diamond League. The best 800m runner in the world is 17 years old. Fearless running by him.
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401ks are stupid. Try running shorter distances instead.
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7th Grader Angie Alder runs a 4:38.25 MILE!! 💥 That is a 13 year-old age group world and a PR! 8th Graders Brianna Reilly and Amelia Bazeley also run under 4:50, 4:44.55 and 4:45.74. WHAT A RACE. 🎥 Watch #BrooksPR LIVE on FloTrack @Brooksrunning
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14 hr flight next week with no backrest screens. Looking for a nonfiction book to read. History, biography, politics, etc. Any recommendations?
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Kimi and Max on the front row for Monaco GP tomorrow. Whew! @F1
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Ferris Bueller took his "Day Off" 41 years ago today. June 5th 1985. Happy Ferris Bueller Day #80s
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Beautiful.
George Will's son Jon has Down syndrome. In 2013, he wrote this celebrating Jon's 40th birthday.
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“Dad dad dad. The UV is 10! Ohmygod!”
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Definitely me.
I’ve lived in this house for two decades. I still don’t know which one turns on the light.
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Life advice: The guy in a "fuck you" hat would almost certainly pull you out of a burning car if needed. Anybody wearing a shirt mentioning "love" or "kindness," meanwhile, might feign concern while watching you burn to death.
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I’ll vote for whoever brings back regular produce bags. We shouldn’t have to live like this.
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🇯🇵 Travel help: I’m looking for a good hike (10 miles?) in Japan, either near Osaka or in between Osaka and Tokyo. Point to point is preferred but loop good too. (Yes we’ll be running it too.) Nearby onsen would make it perfect. Leaving in two weeks. Thanks. 🙏
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Already looked at Nakasendo Trail but looking for something a bit more wild.
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